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The Disaster Artist

Hi.- Can I help you? Yeah. Can I have adozen red roses, please? Oh, hi, Johnny.I didn't...

The Disaster Artist • 2017

Hi.- Can I help you? Yeah. Can I have adozen red roses, please? Oh, hi, Johnny.I didn't know it was you. Who doesn't recognize that guy? - Here you go.- That's me. - How much is it?- That'll be $18. There you go. Keep the change. Hi, doggie. You're my favorite customer. Thanks a lot. Bye. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm dying. You're not dying, Mom. I got the results ofthe test back. I definitely have breast cancer. It never comes back.I don't know why I say that. Is it just me,or is this kinda bad? Oh, yeah, it's bad

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Hi woman Can I help you

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Yeah Can I have a dozen red roses please

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Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you

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Who doesn't recognize that guy

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Here you go That's me

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How much is it That'll be 18

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There you go Keep the change

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Hi doggie

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You're my favorite customer

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Thanks a lot Bye

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Nobody wants to help me

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And I'm dying

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You're not dying Mom

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I got the results of the test back

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I definitely have breast cancer

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It never comes back I don't know why I say that

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Is it just me or is this kinda bad

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Oh yeah it's bad

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R B music playing crowd gasping and murmuring

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مرحبا هل يمكنني مساعدتك

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نعم هل يمكنني الحصول على دزينة من الورود الحمراء من فضلك

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مرحبا جوني لم أكن أعرف أنه أنت

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ومن لا يمكنه تمييز هذا الفتى

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ها نحن ذا هذا لي كم ثمنه

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إنه بثمانية عشر دولارا تفضلي واحتفظي بالباقي

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مرحبا أيها الكلب الصغير أنت زبوني المفضل

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شكرا جزيلا إلى اللقاء

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لا أحد يريد أن يساعدني وأنا أحتضر

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أنت لا تحتضرين يا أمي

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لقد عادت إلي نتائج الفحوصات

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وبالتأكيد لدي سرطان الثدي

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لا يعود ذلك للظهور أنا لا أعرف لماذا قلت ذلك

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هل أفكر أنا فقط بهذا أم أنه سيئ نوعا ما

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كلا نعم إنه سيئ

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Salut Je peux vous aider

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Ouais Je peux avoir une douzaine de roses s'il vous plait

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Oh salut Johnny Je ne savais pas que c'était toi

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Qui peut ne pas le reconnaitre

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Voilà C'est moi

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Combien Ça fait 18

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Voilà Gardez la monnaie

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Salut le chien

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Vous êtes mon client préféré

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Merci beaucoup Aurevoir

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Personne ne veut m'aider

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Et je suis mourante

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Tu n'es pas mourante Maman

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J'ai eu les résultats du test

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J'ai un cancer du sein

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Ça ne revient pas Je ne sais pas pourquoi je dis ça

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C'est moi ou c'est plutôt mauvais

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Oh ouais c'est mauvais

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Hi Kann ich Ihnen helfen

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Ja könnte ich ein Dutzend rote Rosen haben bitte

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Oh hi Johnny Ich wusste nicht dass du es bist

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Wer erkennt den Kerl nicht wieder

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Hier bitte sehr

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Das bin ich Was macht das

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Genau 18

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Hier für dich Den Rest behalt ruhig

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Hi Hundi

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Du bist mein Lieblingskunde

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Vielen Dank Bis dann

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Niemand will mir helfen

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Und ich sterbe bald

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Du wirst nicht sterben Mom

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Tja ich hab die Testergebnisse bekommen

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Ich hab definitiv Brustkrebs

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Das kommt nie wieder vor Ich weiß nicht wieso ich das sage

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Hey geht das nur mir so oder ist es ziemlich schlecht

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Oh ja ist verdammt schlecht

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Привет

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Чем могу помочь

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Мне нужна дюжина красных роз

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Привет Джонни Не узнала

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Да как его не узнать то

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Вот держи

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Сколько с меня

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18 долларов

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Возьмите Сдачу оставьте себе

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Собачечка

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Вы мой любимый покупатель

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Спасибо большое Пока

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Никто не хочет мне помочь

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Я умираю

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Да не помираешь ты мам

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Результаты анализов пришли

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У меня рак груди

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Он не возвращается Не знаю почему так сказала

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Мне кажется или фильм реально так плох

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Ещё как плох

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Hola Puedo ayudarlo

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Sí puede darme una docena de rosas por favor

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Oh Hola Johnny no te reconocí

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Quién no reconocería a ese tipo

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Aquí tienes Eso es mío Cuánto es

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Son 18 Aquí tienes Conserve el cambio

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Hola perrito Usted es mi cliente favorito

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Muchas gracias Adiós

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Nadie quiere ayudarme Y estoy muriendo

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No estás muriendo mamá

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Ya tengo los resultados de vuelta

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Definitivamente tengo cáncer de seno

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Nunca retoman eso No sé por qué dije eso

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Soy solo yo o esto está algo malo

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No Sí es malo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

01:26:02

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

Production

New Line Cinema,Rabbit Bandini Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,RatPac Entertainment,Ramona Films

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Movie Summary

An aspiring actor in Hollywood meets an enigmatic stranger by the name of Tommy Wiseau, the meeting leads the actor down a path nobody could have predicted; creating the worst movie ever made.