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The Disaster Artist

If I had a time machine,I wouldn't go do a bunch of st...uh, stuff you

If I had a time machine,
I wouldn't go do a bunch of st...
uh, stuff you

Full Transcript

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If I had a time machine, I wouldn't
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go do a bunch of st... uh, stuff you...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
83
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:48
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
New Line Cinema,Rabbit Bandini Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,RatPac Entertainment,Ramona Films

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Movie Summary

An aspiring actor in Hollywood meets an enigmatic stranger by the name of Tommy Wiseau, the meeting leads the actor down a path nobody could have predicted; creating the worst movie ever made.
I would go back and try and get on that set, - The Disaster Artist 00:08
I would go back and try and get on that set,
Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by Ahmed74 - The Disaster Artist 00:07
Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by Ahmed74
We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. - The Disaster Artist 00:13
We'll hang ourselves tomorrow.
We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless God-oh comes. - The Disaster Artist 00:07
We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless God-oh comes.
Jesus. That was painfully unremarkable. - The Disaster Artist 00:06
Jesus. That was painfully unremarkable.
You're so scared. And so insecure. - The Disaster Artist 00:05
You're so scared. And so insecure.
Okay, well, then it must be a big secret, - The Disaster Artist 00:06
Okay, well, then it must be a big secret,
You need to, to loosen up and relax. - The Disaster Artist 00:06
You need to, to loosen up and relax.
You gotta really just expose yourself - The Disaster Artist 00:06
You gotta really just expose yourself
Okay, who here can really reveal themselves to the class? - The Disaster Artist 00:06
Okay, who here can really reveal themselves to the class?
Great. What do you have for us today, Thomas? - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Great. What do you have for us today, Thomas?
What are we doing? - The Disaster Artist 00:10
What are we doing?
Stella. - The Disaster Artist 00:49
Stella.
Stella! Stella! - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Stella! Stella!
Don't ever leave me, baby. - The Disaster Artist 00:17
Don't ever leave me, baby.
Uh... Thank you for that. - The Disaster Artist 00:05
Uh... Thank you for that.
Hey. Um, I'm... I'm Greg. Yeah. I see you in there. Um, I was, I was just wondering if you maybe wan - The Disaster Artist 00:20
Hey. Um, I'm... I'm Greg. Yeah. I see you in...
Um, I was, I was just wondering if you maybe - The Disaster Artist 00:06
Um, I was, I was just wondering if you maybe
And don't look at robot crab He shy - The Disaster Artist 00:05
And don't look at robot crab He shy
When, um, when I, when I get up - The Disaster Artist 00:15
When, um, when I, when I get up