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Dude what What are you doing Why are you acting like thisThis American movie She need to look sexy BeautifulCome here Come on WhatFuck man I know I'm hard on herYeah you're hard It's not just

The Disaster Artist

Oh, see? You don't even trust me!

The Disaster Artist • 2017

Greg Sestero:
W-what are you doing? Why are you acting like this?Tommy Wiseau:I make American movie. She needs to look sexy. Beautiful!Greg Sestero:Come here. Fuck, man.Tommy Wiseau:I know I'm hard on her.Greg Sestero:Yeah, you're hard, but it's not just that. What's going on with you?Tommy Wiseau:Stanley Kubrick, he nice to actors? Alfred Hitchcock? Let me tell you something, Greg. He do this movie, Birds.Greg Sestero:Yeah, I'm aware of The Birds.Tommy Wiseau:On this movie, he terrify actors. He locked them in room, he throw, he throw birds at them. Real birds! Nasty stuff. The actors, they crack every day. But this movie win every award. Is Mr. Hitchcock bad man? No. He great director!Greg Sestero:Yeah, but he was an asshole, and I bet he didn't direct with his fucking dick out.Tommy Wiseau:Oh, really? Well, maybe we check the record, okay? And you know, for your information, where director come from, dictator. Rest my case.Greg Sestero:You can't treat them like this! it's not right!Tommy Wiseau:I treat them how I treat them! If anyone needs to be upset here, it's me, quite frankly.Greg Sestero:Wait - why?Tommy Wiseau:I give them job, I give them salary. I already spent five million dollars On this movie, Greg.Greg Sestero:My God, are you kidding me? Five million dollars...?Tommy Wiseau:And they are not grateful! Nobody respect my vision! I know what they say, Greg. I hear them. Nobody trust me. Not even you, Greg!Greg Sestero:That's... what are you...Tommy Wiseau:Oh, see? You don't even trust me!

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Dude what What are you doing Why are you acting like this

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This American movie She need to look sexy Beautiful

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Come here Come on What

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Fuck man I know I'm hard on her

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Yeah you're hard It's not just that

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What's going on with you

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Stanley Kubrick He nice to actor

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Alfred Hitchcock Let me tell you something Greg

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He do this movie Birds

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Yeah I'm aware of The Birds

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On this movie he terrified the actors

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He locked them in rooms Tommy

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He throw birds at them Real birds

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Nasty stuff

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The actors they cry every day

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This movie win every award Is Mr Hitchcock bad man

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No He great director

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Yeah but he was an asshole

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and I bet he didn't direct with his fucking dick out

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Oh really Well maybe we check the record okay

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You know for your information

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the word director come from dictator Rest my case

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You can't treat them like this It's not right

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I treat them how I treat them

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If anyone needs to be upset here

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it's me quite frankly What

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I give them job I give them salary

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I already spend five million dollar on this movie Greg

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Five Are you kidding me Five million dollars

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And they are not grateful

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Nobody respect my vision

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I know what they say Greg I hear them

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Nobody trust me Not even you Greg

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That's What are you See you don't even trust me

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يا رجل ما الذي تفعله لماذا تتصرف هكذا

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إنه فيلم أمريكي يجب عليها أن تبدو مثيرة وجميلة

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تعال إلى هنا رباه

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اللعنة يا رجل

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أعلم أنني أقسو عليها نعم أنت قاس ولكن ليس فقط ذلك

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ما خطبك

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ستانلي كوبريك هل تعامل مع ممثليه بلطف

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ألفريد هيتشكوك دعني أقول لك شيئا غريغ

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لقد صنع ذلك الفيلم طيور نعم أعرفه الطيور

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في هذا الفيلم أرعب الممثلين سجنهم داخل غرفة

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ورمى الطيور عليهم الطيور الحقيقية

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وأشياء قذرة بكى الممثلون كل يوم

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ولكن هذا الفيلم فاز بكل الجوائز

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هل السيد هيتشكوك رجل سيء

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كلا إنه مخرج عظيم

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نعم لكنه كان أحمقا وأراهن أنه لم ي خرج وهو يكشف قضيبه اللعين

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حقا ربما يجب علينا التحقق من التسجيلات حسنا

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حسنا وهل تعلم فلمعلوماتك الخاصة

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كلمة مخرج أتت من ديكتاتور وهذه هي حالتي

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لا يمكنك التعامل معهم هكذا هذا ليس صحيحا

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سأعاملهم كما أريد أن أعاملهم فإذا كان على أي شخص أن يزعج فهو أنا بصراحة

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ماذا أنا أعطيهم عملا أنا أعطيهم راتبا

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أنفقت حتى الآن خمسة ملايين دولار على هذا الفيلم غريغ

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خمسة هل تمزح معي خمسة ملايين دولار وهم ليسوا ممتنين

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لا أحد يحترم رؤيتي أعرف ما يقولونه غريغ أنا أسمعهم

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لا أحد يثق بي ولا حتى أنت غريغ

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هذا ما الذي

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أرأيت حتى أنت لا تثق بي

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Mec qu'est ce que tu fais Pourquoi tu te comportes comme ça

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C'est un film américain Elle doit avoir l'air sexy Belle

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Viens ici Aller Quoi

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Putain mec Je sais que je suis dur avec elle

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Ouais tu es dur C'est pas juste ça

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Qu'est ce qui t'arrive

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Stanley Kubrick Il est sympa avec les acteurs

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Alfred Hitchcock Laisse moi te dire quelque chose Greg

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Il a fait ce film les Oiseaux

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Ouais je connais les Oiseaux

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Sur ce tournage il faisait peur aux acteurs

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Il les enfermait dans des pièces Tommy

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Il leur jetait des oiseaux Des vrais oiseaux

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Des trucs horribles

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Les acteurs ils pleuraient tous les jours

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Ce film a raflé tous les prix Est ce que Mr Hitchcock est un homme méchant

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Non C'est un super réalisateur

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Ouais mais c'était un connard

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et je paris qu'il n'a pas réalisé ce film avec sa putain de bite à l'air

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Oh vraiment Bien peut être qu'il faudrait vérifier ok

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Tu sais pour ton information

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le mot réalisateur director vient du mot dictateur Et voilà

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Tu ne peux pas traiter les gens comme ça Ce n'est pas bien

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Je les traite comme je les traite

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Si quelqu'un doit énervé ici

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c'est moi franchement Quoi

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Je leur donne un job Un salaire

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J'ai déjà dépensé 5 millions de dollars sur ce film Greg

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5 Tu plaisantes 5 millions de dollars

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Et ils ne sont pas reconnaissants

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Personne ne respecte ma vision

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Je sais ce qu'ils disent Greg Je les entends

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Personne ne me fait confiance Pas même toi Greg

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C'est de quoi tu Tu vois tu ne me fais même pas confiance

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Hey Tommy Tommy hey Allons y Allons y

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Alter was soll das Wieso verhältst du dich so

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Greg das ist 'n amerikanischer Film Sie muss sexy aussehen Wunderschön

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Alter komm her Komm schon

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Scheiße Mann

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Ich weiß bin hart zu ihr

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Ja du bist hart Es ist nicht nur das Was ist denn los mit dir

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Stanley Kubrick war er nett zu Schauspielern

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Alfred Hitchcock

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Verrat dir mal was Greg

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Er macht diesen Film Vögel

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Ja Ich kenne Die Vögel

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In diesem Film jagt er Schauspielern Angst ein

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Sperrt sie in 'nem Raum ein er wirft Vögel auf sie

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echte Vögel

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Ekliges Zeug

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Schauspieler weinen da jeden Tag

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Aber dieser Film gewinnt jeden Preis Ist Mr Hitchcock 'n übler Mann

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Nein Ist 'n großer Regisseur

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Ja aber er war ein Arschloch

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Und ich wette er hat nicht mit seinem nackten Schwanz Regie geführt

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Oh wirklich Tja vielleicht checken wir das noch mal ok

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Ok Und weißt du zu deiner Information

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Das Wort Regisseur kommt von regieren damit ist alles gesagt

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Du kannst sie nicht so behandeln Das ist nicht richtig

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Ich behandle sie wie ich sie behandle

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Wenn hier jemand wütend sein sollte dann ich ehrlich gesagt

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Was Wieso Geb denen 'n Job geb denen 'n Gehalt

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habe schon 5 Millionen in diesen Film gesteckt Greg

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5 Was willst du mich verarschen 5 Millionen Was

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Und die sind nicht dankbar Niemand respektiert meine Vision

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Weiß was die sagen Greg Höre die immer

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Niemand vertraut mir nicht mal du Greg

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Das ist Was willst du

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Oh siehst du Nicht mal du vertraust mir

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Чувак ты что творишь Зачем ты с ней так

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Это американский кинематограф она должна быть сексуальной

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Красивой Иди сюда

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Господи

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Блять чувак

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Я знаю что я с ней строго

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Да ты стро Но это не всё Что с тобой творится

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А Стэнли Кубрик был милым с актёрами

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А Альфред Хичкок

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Вот послушай Грег

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Он снял фильм Птицы

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Да я знаю про Птиц

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Во время съёмок Хичкок пугал актёров

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Он запирал их в комнате

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Он кидал в них птиц

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Живых птиц

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Отвратительно

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Актёры каждый день рыдали

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Но фильм получил все награды

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Господин Хичкок плохой человек

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Нет Он отличный режиссёр

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Да но вёл себя как мудила

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Спорим никто на съёмках не лицезрел его ёбаный член

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Серьёзно Может проверим запись а

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Давай

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И к твоему сведению

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слово режиссёр происходит от диктатор Раунд

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Нельзя обращаться с ними как Это неправильно

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Я обращаюсь с ними как хочу

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Если кто то и должен грустить то это определённо я

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Что Я даю им работу

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Плачу зарплату

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Я потратил на фильм уже пять миллионов долларов Грег

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Пять Ты прикалываешься Пять миллионов

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И она не благодарны

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Никто не уважает моё видение

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Я знаю что они говорят Грег Я слышу

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Мне никто не доверяет Даже ты Грег

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Это Что ты

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Видишь ты мне совсем не доверяешь

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Что Томми Пойдём

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Qué te pasa Por qué actúas así

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Es una película estadounidense tiene que verse sensual hermosa

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Ven aquí Bien

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Qué carajos amigo

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Sé que soy duro con ella Sí pero no es solo eso

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Qué te pasa

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Stanley Kubrick trataba bien a sus actores

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Alfred Hitchcock Déjame decirte algo Greg

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Él hizo esta película Los Pájaros Sí la conozco

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En esta película aterrorizó a los actores Los encerró en habitaciones

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Les arrojó pájaros Pájaros reales

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Cosas feas Los actores lloraban todos los días

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Pero esta película ganó cualquier premio

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Es el señor Hitchcock un hombre malo

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No Es un gran director

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Sí pero no era un idiota que dirigía con su pene afuera

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Oh sí Quizás deberíamos revisar las grabaciones

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Y para tu información

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la palabra director viene de dictador

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He dicho Tratarlos así no está bien

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Los trato como quiero Si alguien merece estar molesto soy yo

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Qué Les doy trabajo un salario

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Gasté 5 millones de dólares en esta película Greg

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Qué Bromeas 5 millones de dólares Y no son agradecidos

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Nadie respeta mi visión Sé lo qué dicen Greg Los he oído

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Nadie confía en mí Ni siquiera tú Greg

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Eso ni

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Lo ves Ni siquiera confías en mí

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Duration

74 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:59:23

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

Production

New Line Cinema,Rabbit Bandini Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,RatPac Entertainment,Ramona Films

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Movie Summary

An aspiring actor in Hollywood meets an enigmatic stranger by the name of Tommy Wiseau, the meeting leads the actor down a path nobody could have predicted; creating the worst movie ever made.

Actors

Greg Sestero

Tommy Wiseau

Tommy