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Hey how you doingHi Yeah I'm fine Why you askWhy you standing against the wallLook I'm just a guy leaning against wall no big dealWhy you so lonely Tell meWhat I'm just standing here alone Don't mean

The Disaster Artist

My god... Who are these friends Greg has?

The Disaster Artist • 2017

Henry:
Hey, how are you doing?Tommy Wiseau:Fine. Yeah, I'm fine. Why you ask?Henry:Why are you standing against a wall?Tommy Wiseau:Look, I just a guy leaning on a wall! No big deal!Henry:Why you so lonely? Tell me.Tommy Wiseau:What? I'm just standing here alone. Don't mean I'm lonely.Henry:You need help, I see it.Tommy Wiseau:It's not pity party, it's just party.Henry:You go with me?Tommy Wiseau:Go where?Henry:To my house.Tommy Wiseau: I'm not going anywhere with you.Henry:You think you have long hair, you own the world? Is that the idea, huh?Tommy Wiseau:I stop you. I stop you right there. What is this accent? It sound familiar. You from New Orleans?Henry:Yeah, so what?Tommy Wiseau:What part?Henry:Chalmette.Tommy Wiseau:I love New Orleans.Henry:You know where Chalmette?Tommy Wiseau:Yeah.Henry:Okay, cool. You want a drink or something?Tommy Wiseau:No. I'm not thirsty either. I just want to stand here.Henry:What's your name? Tommy, right?Tommy Wiseau:Yeah. My name's Tommy, with a capital 'Go away'.Henry:It's okay! Have a nice one. Okay?Tommy Wiseau:Okay.Henry:Okay, bye.Tommy Wiseau: 'Kay...Henry: People are very strange these days! Oh, hi Betty.Tommy Wiseau:My god... Who are these friends Greg has?

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Hey how you doing

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Hi Yeah I'm fine Why you ask

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Why you standing against the wall

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Look I'm just a guy leaning against wall no big deal

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Why you so lonely Tell me

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What I'm just standing here alone Don't mean I'm lonely

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You need help I I see it

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It's not pity party This just party

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You wanna go with me Go where

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My house

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I'm not going anywhere with you

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You think you have long hair you own the world

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That's the idea

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I stop you I stop you right there

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What is this accent It sound familiar

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You from New Orleans Yeah So what

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So what What parish

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Chalmette I love New Orleans

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You know where Chalmette Yeah

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Okay cool

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You want a drink or something

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No I'm not I'm not thirsty either

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I just want to stand here

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What's your name Tommy right

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Yeah My name Tommy with capital go away

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It's okay Have a nice one

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Okay Okay

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Okay Bye

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'Kay

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sighs People are very strange these day

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Oh hi Betty

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My God

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What these friends Greg have

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مرحبا كيف حالك

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مرحبا أشعر أنني بخير لماذا تسأل

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لماذا تتكئ على الجدار

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اسمع أنا مجرد رجل يستند على جدار هذا ليس شيئا عظيما

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لماذا أنت وحيد جدا أخبرني

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ماذا أنا فقط أقف هنا وحدي هذا لا يعني أنني وحدي

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أنت بحاجة إلى مساعدة أرى ذلك

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إنها ليست حفلة الرثاء إنها مجرد حفلة

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هل تريد أن تأتي معي إلى أين

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إلى بيتي

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لن أذهب إلى أي مكان معك

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أتظن أنك بسبب الشعر الطويل تمتلك العالم هل هذه فكرتك

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توقف توقف عند هذا الحد

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ما هي تلك اللكنة تبدو مألوفة بالنسبة لي

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هل أنت من نيو أورليانز

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نعم فماذا إذا من أي جزء

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تشالميت أنا أحب نيو أورليانز

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هل تعرف تشالميت نعم

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حسنا رائع هل تريد شرابا أو شيئا ما

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لا أنا لست عطشانا أيضا أريد فقط البقاء هنا

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ما هو اسمك تومي صحيح نعم

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اسمي تومي مع حرف كبير انصرف

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حسنا أمسيتك طيبة

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حسنا حسنا

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حسنا إلى اللقاء حسنا

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الناس غريبون جدا هذه الأيام

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أوه مرحبا بيتي

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يا إلهي

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ما هؤلاء الأصدقاء عند غريغ

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fs40 الفنـــــان الكارثـــــة

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Hey wie geht's 'n so

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Hi Alles bestens Wieso fragst du

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Wieso lehnst du so gegen die Mauer

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Hey bin nur so'n Kerl der gegen 'ne Mauer lehnt Ist doch halb so wild

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Wieso bist du so einsam Sag's mir

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Was Stehe hier nur so allein rum Deswegen bin ich doch nicht gleich einsam

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Du brauchst Hilfe Das seh ich doch

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Ist keine Mitleidsparty ist nur 'ne Party

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Willst du mit mir gehen Wohin denn

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Zu mir nach Haus

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Geh mit dir nirgendwohin

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Denkst weil du lange Haare hast gehört dir die Welt Denkst du das

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Häh Unterbrech dich Unterbrech dich sofort

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Wieso redest du so Kommt mir bekannt vor

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Kommst du aus New Orleans

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Ja Na und

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Welche Gemeinde Chalmette

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Liebe New Orleans

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Du weißt wo Chalmette ist Ja

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Ok cool

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Willst du 'n Drink oder so was

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Nein will nicht Hab auch keinen Durst Will hier nur stehen

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Wie ist dein Name Tommy oder

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Ja

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Mein Name ist Tommy Mit 'nem großen Verzieh dich

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Ist ok

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Schönen Abend noch Ok

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Ok

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Ok bis dann

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Ok

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Die Menschen verhalten sich seltsam heutzutage

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Oh hi Betty

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Oh mein Gott

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Was für Freunde hat Greg nur

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Привет как ты

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Привет нормально Почему интересуешься

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А почему ты у стены притулился

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Я просто прислонился к стене Ничего такого

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Почему ты один

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От того что я стою у стены один не следует что я одинок

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Тебе нужна пара Я ж вижу

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Это же не вечеринка жалости а просто вечеринка

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Пойдёшь со мной

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Куда

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Ко мне

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Никуда я с тобой не пойду

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Решил что раз лохмы до пупа то весь мир покорил

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Так что ли

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Не продолжай

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У тебя интересный акцент

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Ты из Нового Орлеана

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Да и что

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Из какого района

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Чалметт

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Обожаю Новый Орлеан

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Знаешь где Чалметт находится

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Ага

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Круто

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Хочешь выпить

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Нет не хочется

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Хочу просто постоять здесь

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Как говоришь тебя зовут

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Томми

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Ага

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Я Томми с заглавной Проваливай

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Ладно

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Хорошего вечера

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Ладно

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Ладно

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Ладно пока

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Ладно

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Мир набит чудаками

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Салют Бетти

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Бож

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Ну и друганы у Грега

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Hola Cómo estás

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Hola Me siento bien Por qué preguntas

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Por qué te apoyas contra la pared

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Mira solo soy un chico recostado en la pared no es gran cosa

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Por qué estás tan solo Dime

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Qué Solo estoy parado aquí solo No significa que esté solo

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Necesitas ayuda Puedo verlo

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No es una fiesta de lamentación Es solo una fiesta

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Quieres venir conmigo Dónde

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A mi casa

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No iré a ninguna parte contigo

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Crees que por el cabello largo el mundo es tuyo Esa es la idea

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Detente Detente justo allí

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Cuál es ese acento Me suena familiar

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Eres de Nueva Orleans

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Sí y qué De qué parte

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Cholame Amo Nueva Orleans

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Sabes dónde está Cholame Sí

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De acuerdo genial Quieres una bebida o algo

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No tampoco tengo sed Solo quiero quedarme aquí

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Cuál es tu nombre Tommy cierto Sí

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Mi nombre es Tommy con mayúscula de Vete

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Está bien Que tengas un buen

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De acuerdo De acuerdo

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De acuerdo Adiós De acuerdo

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Las personas son muy extrañas estos días

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Oh Hola Betty

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Dios Mío

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Estos amigos que tiene Greg

Available in 5 languages

Duration

66 seconds

Views

77,673

Timestamp in Movie

01:42:22

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

Production

New Line Cinema,Rabbit Bandini Productions,Point Grey Pictures,Good Universe,RatPac Entertainment,Ramona Films

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Movie Summary

An aspiring actor in Hollywood meets an enigmatic stranger by the name of Tommy Wiseau, the meeting leads the actor down a path nobody could have predicted; creating the worst movie ever made.

Actors

Henry

Tommy Wiseau