Defense wins championships
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James:
You can't be doing anything gay. No ice-cream cones. Simon:
I like ice cream. James:
Of course. It's delicious. Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone is gay unless you're with a woman at the time. Simon:
Anything else? James:
No riding on a motorcycle with another man. Exceptions are drive-by shootings, bomb throwings and purse snatchings. Anything else is gay. Simon:
You seem to know a lot about this. James:
Defense wins championships
You can't be doing anything gay. No ice-cream cones. Simon:
I like ice cream. James:
Of course. It's delicious. Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone is gay unless you're with a woman at the time. Simon:
Anything else? James:
No riding on a motorcycle with another man. Exceptions are drive-by shootings, bomb throwings and purse snatchings. Anything else is gay. Simon:
You seem to know a lot about this. James:
Defense wins championships
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You can't be doing anything gay No ice cream cones
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I like ice cream Of course It's delicious
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Ice cream is fine in a cup but in a cone is gay
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unless you're with a woman at the time Anything else
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No riding on a motorcycle with another man
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Exceptions are drive by shootings bomb throwings
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and purse snatchings Anything else is gay
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You seem to know a lot about this Defense wins championships
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Movie Summary
A clerk in a government agency finds his unenviable life takes a turn for the horrific with the arrival of a new co-worker who is both his exact physical double and his opposite - confident, charismatic and seductive with women.
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