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"The Dream Team" quotes

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Four mental patients on a field trip in New York City must save their caring chaperon, who ends up being taken to a hospital in a coma after accidentally witnessing a murder, before the killers can find him and finish the job.

Director: Howard Zieff
Writer: Jon Connolly, David Loucka
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, thriller
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $28,890,240
Released: 07 Apr 1989
Awards: N/A

75 video clips

Billy CaufieldJack McdermottHenry SikorskyBernieDr. WeitzmanGianelliMurrayGuardCaesarDr. VerbovenBartenderPastor LesterTow ManWaitress
I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence - The Dream Team 00:29 I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of... The Lord Jesus Christ - The Dream Team 00:28 The Lord Jesus Christ Give me a break - The Dream Team 00:54 Give me a break Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ - The Dream Team 00:50 Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ Would you mind cleaning up your area - The Dream Team 00:26 Would you mind cleaning up your area I don't think so - The Dream Team 00:18 I don't think so I'm a police officer - The Dream Team 00:32 I'm a police officer Does Ed go out the window - The Dream Team 00:20 Does Ed go out the window Review our goals - The Dream Team 01:11 Review our goals It's a statement - The Dream Team 00:24 It's a statement I need two Rum Collins - The Dream Team 00:30 I need two Rum Collins Not Jesus Christ - The Dream Team 02:17 Not Jesus Christ I got a big story for ya' - The Dream Team 00:18 I got a big story for ya' Ah it's great to be young and insane - The Dream Team 00:09 Ah it's great to be young and insane I am the Lord they God - The Dream Team 00:14 I am the Lord they God And I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back - The Dream Team 00:16 And I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back Does this mean we are actually leaving the hospital grounds - The Dream Team 00:18 Does this mean we are actually leaving the hospital grounds You guys see Wolfen - The Dream Team 00:30 You guys see Wolfen There's about 65 - The Dream Team 00:13 There's about 65 Stop Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ - The Dream Team 00:28 Stop Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ Where the hell did you go to take that piss Moscow - The Dream Team 00:10 Where the hell did you go to take that piss Moscow Straighten out that chair - The Dream Team 00:24 Straighten out that chair I have died and been reborn - The Dream Team 00:12 I have died and been reborn Now how's that for a goal - The Dream Team 00:20 Now how's that for a goal The rec hall will look pretty damn good from the bowels of Hell - The Dream Team 00:14 The rec hall will look pretty damn good from the bowels of... Congratulations - The Dream Team 00:27 Congratulations We're gonna have to search all these hospitals ourselves - The Dream Team 00:35 We're gonna have to search all these hospitals... We're looking for something casual for the Son of God - The Dream Team 00:26 We're looking for something casual for the Son of God I don't want him next to me - The Dream Team 00:14 I don't want him next to me Restaurant security - The Dream Team 00:09 Restaurant security I think you're the missing persons - The Dream Team 00:33 I think you're the missing persons We are all naked in the eyes of the lord - The Dream Team 00:24 We are all naked in the eyes of the lord This is NOT okay - The Dream Team 00:29 This is NOT okay That's not ours - The Dream Team 00:13 That's not ours You're breaking my heart - The Dream Team 00:11 You're breaking my heart I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans - The Dream Team 00:05 I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans Hey guys is it time for a hug - The Dream Team 00:11 Hey guys is it time for a hug Hey Billy we gotta go Are you sure you can drive this thing - The Dream Team 00:09 Hey Billy we gotta go Are you sure you can drive this thing My name is Caesar - The Dream Team 00:14 My name is Caesar I've played some of the top Chinese guys - The Dream Team 00:15 I've played some of the top Chinese guys I'll shoot the girl - The Dream Team 00:09 I'll shoot the girl Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being - The Dream Team 00:20 Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out - The Dream Team 00:15 I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out You probably want us out of here as quickly as possible - The Dream Team 00:08 You probably want us out of here as quickly as possible Yeah Could you recommend a good clinical - The Dream Team 00:13 Yeah Could you recommend a good clinical Every week you get up and say - The Dream Team 00:16 Every week you get up and say Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it - The Dream Team 00:06 Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it World Trade Center - The Dream Team 00:21 World Trade Center I don't think I'm Elvis - The Dream Team 00:40 I don't think I'm Elvis Jerry I need two rum collins - The Dream Team 00:10 Jerry I need two rum collins You told me you played for the New York Rangers - The Dream Team 00:15 You told me you played for the New York Rangers I'm sorry I'm really sorry I just flashed back to Nam - The Dream Team 00:13 I'm sorry I'm really sorry I just flashed back to... I was pulling down a hundred big ones a year - The Dream Team 00:09 I was pulling down a hundred big ones a year May I say a few words - The Dream Team 00:41 May I say a few words Don't hang up on him now - The Dream Team 00:09 Don't hang up on him now I drove the moneylenders from the temple - The Dream Team 00:11 I drove the moneylenders from the temple Let me hold the gun - The Dream Team 00:08 Let me hold the gun Next week we'll work on leaving all the rest of the pieces of paper in the world right where they are - The Dream Team 00:16 Next week we'll work on leaving all the rest of the... All I'm saying's let's stretch that clothing dollar - The Dream Team 00:08 All I'm saying's let's stretch that clothing... Who is gonna witness for me - The Dream Team 00:12 Who is gonna witness for me What's your name - The Dream Team 00:09 What's your name Leiter's unbelievable - The Dream Team 00:14 Leiter's unbelievable Newald's going to be very - The Dream Team 00:22 Newald's going to be very Did they take Weitzman away in an ambulance - The Dream Team 00:29 Did they take Weitzman away in an ambulance I'm going to have to include this in my report to Dr - The Dream Team 00:11 I'm going to have to include this in my report to Dr All right Jack Now last time - The Dream Team 00:48 All right Jack Now last time Orginization is the key - The Dream Team 00:12 Orginization is the key Dr Weitzman I think it's best that I hold the money - The Dream Team 00:09 Dr Weitzman I think it's best that I hold the money We're on a very tight schedule - The Dream Team 00:20 We're on a very tight schedule That's not funny - The Dream Team 00:26 That's not funny

Cast

Billy Caufield - Michael Keaton
Henry Sikorsky - Christopher Lloyd
Jack McDermott - Peter Boyle
Albert Ianuzzi - Stephen Furst
Dr. Weitzman - Dennis Boutsikaris
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