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The Duchess

Ideally, you'll be dismemberedin a boating accident and the children and I will be freeto...

Ideally, you'll be dismembered
in a boating accident and the children and I will be free
to get on with our lives

Full Transcript

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Ideally, you'll be dismembered in a boating accident
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and the children and I will be free to get on with our lives.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:12
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Clerkenwell Films,3 Arts Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A single mom tries to raise her daughter in London while wondering if she should have another kid.
S01 • E01 These appeared on my husband's desk in an envelope marked, "Urgent plumbing quote." - The Duchess 00:09
These appeared on my husband's desk in an envelope mark...
S01 • E02 To secure my children's future together, I will agree to the terms of the... - The Duchess 00:06
To secure my children's future together, I will agree t...
S01 • E01 ...about our ongoing love affair and he must have panicked. - The Duchess 00:04
...about our ongoing love affair and he must have panicked.
S01 • E01 My husband is not having an affair with you. - The Duchess 00:04
My husband is not having an affair with you.
S01 • E01 I'm sorry, but Jane has just brought pornography into the playground. - The Duchess 00:04
I'm sorry, but Jane has just brought pornography into t...
S01 • E02 - Assuming your dick still works. - Oh, my dick works. - The Duchess 00:04
- Assuming your dick still works. - Oh, my dick works.
S01 • E01 It's wildly malicious, Mr. Michaels, but I've chosen not to press charges - The Duchess 00:07
It's wildly malicious, Mr. Michaels, but I've chos...
S01 • E01 No! She's planted these in an attempt to seduce my husband! - The Duchess 00:05
No! She's planted these in an attempt to seduce my husb...
S01 • E02 ♪ Count it up, count it up ♪ - The Duchess 00:28
♪ Count it up, count it up ♪
S01 • E01 As physically disgusting and ham-colored as Brian may be, - The Duchess 00:09
As physically disgusting and ham-colored as Brian may be,
S01 • E01 Mrs. Wooms, I must respectfully request - The Duchess 00:08
Mrs. Wooms, I must respectfully request
S01 • E01 I heard about that venison heist over my police scanner, same as everyone else. - The Duchess 00:04
I heard about that venison heist over my police scanner, sam...
S01 • E01 Grocery stores are giant corporate tax thieves anyway, - The Duchess 00:05
Grocery stores are giant corporate tax thieves anyway,
S01 • E01 I haven't set foot inside a Starbucks, any Starbucks, since they first opened. - The Duchess 00:05
I haven't set foot inside a Starbucks, any Starbucks, s...
S01 • E01 Yeah, 'cause you're a rebel who's smarter than everybody else. I got that. Listen! - The Duchess 00:05
Yeah, 'cause you're a rebel who's smarter tha...
S01 • E01 I am going to have another baby, - The Duchess 00:06
I am going to have another baby,
S01 • E01 - What do you mean, mine? - Well, I've been thinking for some time - The Duchess 00:10
- What do you mean, mine? - Well, I've been thinking fo...
S01 • E01 You've dedicated your entire life to being a wanker, - The Duchess 00:06
You've dedicated your entire life to being a wanker,
S01 • E01 ♪ You took the future ♪ - The Duchess 00:10
♪ You took the future ♪
S01 • E01 ♪ I told ♪ - The Duchess 00:23
♪ I told ♪