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The Duchess

Well, if the fairy lightsdon't castrate him, being stared out all nightby one of your...

Well, if the fairy lights
don't castrate him, being stared out all night
by one of your little pocket dogs will

Full Transcript

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Well, if the fairy lights don't castrate him,
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being stared out all night by one of your little pocket dogs will.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:55
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Clerkenwell Films,3 Arts Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A single mom tries to raise her daughter in London while wondering if she should have another kid.
S01 • E01 Your test results show that if you're serious about growing your family, - The Duchess 00:07
Your test results show that if you're serious about gro...
S01 • E03 No, I'm not gonna apologize for getting at it when I could. - The Duchess 00:05
No, I'm not gonna apologize for getting at it when I co...
S01 • E01 Egg production slows down dramatically for women approaching their mid-30s. - The Duchess 00:05
Egg production slows down dramatically for women approaching...
S01 • E02 I haven't shared my best glitter markers - The Duchess 00:05
I haven't shared my best glitter markers
S01 • E04 I'm a massive fan. So imagine my surprise when I pop out to my local butcher's, - The Duchess 00:08
I'm a massive fan. So imagine my surprise when I pop ou...
S01 • E03 - Good for you! - We still pop out sometimes - The Duchess 00:05
- Good for you! - We still pop out sometimes
S01 • E01 Your best chance of conceiving is to do it now. - The Duchess 00:04
Your best chance of conceiving is to do it now.
S01 • E01 Doctor, I'm only 33 - The Duchess 00:07
Doctor, I'm only 33
S01 • E04 And who should I spot in the queue for some offcuts doing press-ups? - The Duchess 00:04
And who should I spot in the queue for some offcuts doing pr...
S01 • E04 - Shep Knight. Shep Knight. - Shep Knight. Shep Knight! - The Duchess 00:04
- Shep Knight. Shep Knight. - Shep Knight. Shep Knight!
S01 • E03 We've always put each other first - The Duchess 00:05
We've always put each other first
S01 • E06 It can't always be like this, with us living together, you pulling us away. - The Duchess 00:04
It can't always be like this, with us living together, ...
S01 • E01 We have donors in their late teens and early 20s. - The Duchess 00:04
We have donors in their late teens and early 20s.
S01 • E04 And we figured, why wait? So we popped out to Cartier this morning. I bought my ring. - The Duchess 00:06
And we figured, why wait? So we popped out to Cartier this m...
S01 • E06 Listen, we've got a slight situation. Jane knows. - The Duchess 00:04
Listen, we've got a slight situation. Jane knows.
S01 • E05 You and your rich wife have been trying to get me pregnant - The Duchess 00:05
You and your rich wife have been trying to get me pregnant
S01 • E02 Like my parents did after I walked in on them having sex. - The Duchess 00:04
Like my parents did after I walked in on them having sex.
S01 • E03 The entire restaurant hardly noticed that, or when she cut your food up - The Duchess 00:06
The entire restaurant hardly noticed that, or when she cut y...
S01 • E06 Jane with information is like the sea receding before a tsunami. - The Duchess 00:04
Jane with information is like the sea receding before a tsun...
S01 • E01 I took her father's garbage cum and I turned it into a princess. - The Duchess 00:04
I took her father's garbage cum and I turned it into a ...