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The Duke

I'm furious, you stupid penis you've nicked the best known paintingon the planet

I'm furious, you stupid penis you've nicked the best known painting
on the planet

Full Transcript

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I'm furious, you stupid penis
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you've nicked the best known painting on the planet.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:40
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
biography, comedy, drama
Production
Pathé,Ingenious Media,Neon Films,Screen Yorkshire

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Movie Summary

In 1961, Kempton Bunton, a 60 year old taxi driver, steals Goya's portrait of the Duke of Wellington from the National Gallery in London.
I do solemnly, sincerely and truly declare - The Duke 00:14
I do solemnly, sincerely and truly declare
If a Newcastle was a dog, - The Duke 00:06
If a Newcastle was a dog,
It was illegal. But you could bribe the beat bobby with 12 shillings. - The Duke 00:05
It was illegal. But you could bribe the beat bobby with 12 s...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... The past, as they say - The Duke 00:06
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... The past, as they say
It was a rough game, but she had a left hook like Henry Cooper's. - The Duke 00:04
It was a rough game, but she had a left hook like Henry Coop...
In WWII you were refused service on medical grounds? - The Duke 00:05
In WWII you were refused service on medical grounds?
Did you intend to steal this painting in a sense of... - The Duke 00:04
Did you intend to steal this painting in a sense of...
Permanently depriving the gallery of it? - The Duke 00:04
Permanently depriving the gallery of it?
In 1960, - The Duke 00:07
In 1960,
Aye, I told them I had no intention of paying it because I couldn't receive BBC. - The Duke 00:05
Aye, I told them I had no intention of paying it because I c...
On your release, - The Duke 00:08
On your release,
I could afford a license myself, - The Duke 00:04
I could afford a license myself,
I've just finished reading Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness - The Duke 00:08
I've just finished reading Joseph Conrad's Heart...
But I got distracted and found myself on a South Shields beach. - The Duke 00:05
But I got distracted and found myself on a South Shields bea...
I was on my own, exhausted, - The Duke 00:06
I was on my own, exhausted,
But I had faith, - The Duke 00:05
But I had faith,
I knew some nosy buggerer would see a pair of clothes on the beach - The Duke 00:06
I knew some nosy buggerer would see a pair of clothes on the...
Conserved my energy - The Duke 00:06
Conserved my energy
An hour later - The Duke 00:06
An hour later
You know, as a milkman I mean. But there's good and bad in all of us. - The Duke 00:04
You know, as a milkman I mean. But there's good and bad...