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"The Dukes of Hazzard" quotes

The Dukes of Hazzard poster
Cousins Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke, and their uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Writer: Gy Waldron, John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $80,270,227
Released: 05 Aug 2005
Awards: 5 wins & 14 nominations

64 video clips

Daisy DukeUncle JesseLuke DukeGovernor Jim ApplewhiteDil DriscollPaulineBo DukeSheevDeputy Enos StrateRace Car Driver #1Prisoner #2Katie JohnsonFemale PassengerJefferson Davis 'boss' HoggRosco P. ColtraneRoyceThe BalladeerBilly PrickettCampus Cop #1Mr. PullmanCampus Cop #2Prisoner #1JimmyTough Guy #1
You know what's gonna happen don't you - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:14 You know what's gonna happen don't you Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:13 Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion Okay Looks like the party's over - The Dukes of Hazzard 01:08 Okay Looks like the party's over Give me your goddamn driver's license - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:07 Give me your goddamn driver's license Where's Bo To hell with Bo it's Boo - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:24 Where's Bo To hell with Bo it's Boo They planted a still in our barn - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:12 They planted a still in our barn You thinking about throwing it - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:07 You thinking about throwing it Katie Johnson Fuck me running - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 Katie Johnson Fuck me running You know why divorces are so expensive - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:07 You know why divorces are so expensive Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra Go Bo go Luke you man whore - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:07 Go Bo go Luke you man whore You guys Hacky Hacky - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:05 You guys Hacky Hacky You ever been to China Have you ever been to China - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:07 You ever been to China Have you ever been to China You know why tornadoes and blonds - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:12 You know why tornadoes and blonds What seems to be the problem sugar - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 What seems to be the problem sugar Have you made your peace with God yet Luke - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 Have you made your peace with God yet Luke Enos where's Boss Hogg and Rosco - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:23 Enos where's Boss Hogg and Rosco Man I'm never gonna get out of this car again I'm gonna live in it - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:11 Man I'm never gonna get out of this car again I'm... For what I'm getting ready to do I don't wanna remember a lot of it - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 For what I'm getting ready to do I don't wanna... What is the purpose of this circle - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:04 What is the purpose of this circle Don't hit him That's A J Foyt - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Don't hit him That's A J Foyt Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white... Man I'm already tired of walking You could use a little exercise - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 Man I'm already tired of walking You could use a little... Ma'am Annette's from Australia - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:15 Ma'am Annette's from Australia Were you wearing a armadillo helmet when you told them about it - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Were you wearing a armadillo helmet when you told them about... Okay where's the highway Don't you have a map - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:29 Okay where's the highway Don't you have a map How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:05 How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery Thanks Thank you - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:38 Thanks Thank you Nice roof redneck Join us in the 21 st century - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:12 Nice roof redneck Join us in the 21 st century I have 100 right here - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:11 I have 100 right here I'm fixing to fix it Oh you fixing to fix it - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:09 I'm fixing to fix it Oh you fixing to fix it Now Luke you know I can't say anything Boss Hogg'll tan my hide - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:12 Now Luke you know I can't say anything Boss... Are you really with Kamasaka Technologies - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:18 Are you really with Kamasaka Technologies So Bo what's the story on that little pistol over there - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:45 So Bo what's the story on that little pistol over there I won the bet you son of a bitch Oh come on - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:10 I won the bet you son of a bitch Oh come on Well it seems that the Duke boys - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:35 Well it seems that the Duke boys But I need you there for two hours son Two hours - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:18 But I need you there for two hours son Two hours How's it looking good looking Well I fixed the vapor coils - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:11 How's it looking good looking Well I fixed the vapor... Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:13 Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big... Mother of God - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:07 Mother of God Jesus Christ Howdy Bo - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:10 Jesus Christ Howdy Bo Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion Buckle up this might get exciting - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:05 Buckle up this might get exciting You know how fast you were going - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:18 You know how fast you were going Luke Luke Is that a Hemi - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 Luke Luke Is that a Hemi This is Boss Hogg - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:12 This is Boss Hogg Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white... Let's not lose focus here Royce - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:13 Let's not lose focus here Royce Yo B You need to pop a feather in that hat yo - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:14 Yo B You need to pop a feather in that hat yo I think something bounced up into my undercarriage - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:09 I think something bounced up into my undercarriage Might be a wet fuse Well should we check it - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:21 Might be a wet fuse Well should we check it You ever been to China Have you ever been to China - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:20 You ever been to China Have you ever been to China An apple - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 An apple Daddy you get me close and I'll put a bullet in this son of a bitch - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Daddy you get me close and I'll put a bullet in this... I was just walking by and I saw your car in the garage there She's real sexy - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:11 I was just walking by and I saw your car in the garage there... Right on - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:09 Right on Hey Rosco Hi Boo Boo - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:04 Hey Rosco Hi Boo Boo All units we are in hot pursuit of them Duke boys - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:14 All units we are in hot pursuit of them Duke boys I got two words for you soap and water - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:14 I got two words for you soap and water The hell you do with them I make helmets - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:15 The hell you do with them I make helmets Hey You Anus - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:08 Hey You Anus Why don't you two hillbillies join us up here for a minute - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:09 Why don't you two hillbillies join us up here for a... Hey Rosco come on out you fat son of a bitch - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:06 Hey Rosco come on out you fat son of a bitch All units we are in hot pursuit of them Duke boys - The Dukes of Hazzard 00:14 All units we are in hot pursuit of them Duke boys

Cast

Luke Duke - Johnny Knoxville
Bo Duke - Seann William Scott
Laurie Pullman - Alice Greczyn
Jimmy - Steve Lemme
Deputy Enos Strate - Michael Weston
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