"The Dummy" quotes

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An ex-office worker becomes a ventriloquist, leading to a date with his unemployment counselor; but his quirky family and a gauche female friend may thwart his new career and love life.

Director: Greg Pritikin
Writer: Greg Pritikin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $71,646
Released: 04 Jul 2003
Awards: 1 win

24 Clips

I wanted to sing - The Dummy 00:17 I wanted to sing You know Lou when you have kids to raise you yell - The Dummy 00:05 You know Lou when you have kids to raise you yell You sniffing my airplane glue too - The Dummy 00:05 You sniffing my airplane glue too Are you Jewish - The Dummy 00:10 Are you Jewish I'm broke - The Dummy 00:06 I'm broke No I mean yeah every once in a while - The Dummy 00:06 No I mean yeah every once in a while I've been seing a shrink - The Dummy 00:07 I've been seing a shrink Nuttin' wrong with me you're the one who sucks - The Dummy 00:05 Nuttin' wrong with me you're the one who sucks He would be a great brother - The Dummy 00:07 He would be a great brother I have a daughter Steven you have a dummy - The Dummy 00:06 I have a daughter Steven you have a dummy You're grounded - The Dummy 00:04 You're grounded Or yesterday Fucking suburbanites Shit - The Dummy 00:05 Or yesterday Fucking suburbanites Shit Well serves him right Hope you rot there Fucking loser - The Dummy 00:18 Well serves him right Hope you rot there Fucking loser I bought a gift for you Oh no - The Dummy 00:26 I bought a gift for you Oh no I bought a gift for you Oh no - The Dummy 00:24 I bought a gift for you Oh no And what about the little girl - The Dummy 00:08 And what about the little girl OK what are you doing on the 4th - The Dummy 00:09 OK what are you doing on the 4th Steven - The Dummy 00:08 Steven FANGORA Steven you drive like my fucking grandma - The Dummy 00:10 FANGORA Steven you drive like my fucking grandma Do you know our high school reunion's coming up - The Dummy 00:17 Do you know our high school reunion's coming up I I always look both ways when I cross the street - The Dummy 00:06 I I always look both ways when I cross the street You can fuck me if I'm wrong - The Dummy 00:05 You can fuck me if I'm wrong Because every Klezmer band in town is booked - The Dummy 00:15 Because every Klezmer band in town is booked Why are you apologizing to her - The Dummy 00:10 Why are you apologizing to her

Cast

Steven - Adrien Brody
Fangora - Milla Jovovich
Heidi - Illeana Douglas
Lorena - Vera Farmiga
Fern - Jessica Walter
Lou - Ron Leibman
Michael - Jared Harris
Bonnie - Mirabella Pisani
Mrs. Gurkel - Helen Hanft
Sorensen - Richmond Hoxie
Theater Director - Adam LeFevre
Actress - Joanne Bayes
Unemployed Italian - Lou Martini Jr.
Unemployed Frottager - Gabor Morea
Unemployed Actor - Edward Hibbert
Pharmacist - Robert Larkin
Professor Parlepancia - Ventriloquism Teacher - Alan Semok
Cop - John Elsen
Le Bagel Waitress - Debbie Ross
Magic Store Clerk - Tom Plotkin
Elmo - Fangora's Band Member - Paul Wallfisch
Arab Caterer - Andy Senor
Tardy Vent Student - Jason Batchko
Talking Mime - Alan Demovsky
Diner Waitress - Mary Ann Hannon
Fangora's Band Member - Oren Kaplan
Mrs. Freed - Alix Korey
Jen freed - Poppi Kramer
Groom - Lawrence R. Leritz
Joey - C.J. Marsini
Vent Student - Billy Nolan
Fangora's Band Member - Tim Otto
Musical Saw Player - Natalia Paruz
Fangora's Band Member - David Wm. Sims