"The Emperor's New Groove" quotes
Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder.
Director: Mark Dindal
Writer: Chris Williams, Mark Dindal, David Reynolds
Production: N/A
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $89,636,687
Released: 15 Dec 2000
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 27 nominations total
00:12 It is no concern of mine whether your family has
00:17 And by the way you're fired
00:11 So who's in my chair
00:34 Would you please That would be just great
00:23 Well I threw off the emperor's groove
00:34 Look at me
00:19 He was born and raised to rule
00:07 You threw off my groove
00:27 My spinach puffs
00:33 How shall I do it
00:26 Okay I admit it
00:36 So is everything ready for tonight
00:13 Get them
00:20 Three pork combos extra bacon on the side
00:15 Don't tell me We're about to go over a huge...
00:35 Make me the special And hold the gravy
00:05 Okay why does she even have that lever
00:04 This is Yzma the emperor's advisor
00:07 I'm a llama again
00:32 Take him out of town and finish the job now
00:36 Listen up big guy
00:22 Looking for this
00:49 Kronk Why did I think you could do this
00:11 Why do we even have that lever
00:09 Pull the lever Kronk
00:09 You know it's a good thing you're not a big fat...
00:10 For the last time we did not order a giant trampoline
00:19 Now you stop being so hard on yourself All is forgiven
00:11 What A llama
00:17 I can't believe this is happening
00:11 That's it Kronk break the door down
00:53 So you lied to me
00:20 Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you
00:23 My acorn is missing Squeak squeakin' squeak squeakity
00:11 How could he do this to me Why I practically raised him
00:07 Looking for this
00:08 That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel
00:22 So remind me again how you're related to Pacha
00:41 The peasant at the diner
00:38 Dad look out
00:39 Kuzco is dead right
00:24 Let me see that vial
00:30 What do you mean the door is stuck Try jiggling the handle
00:33 Wait a minute
00:28 So this is where you came in
00:06 It's my birthday gift to me
00:43 Are you talking to that squirrel
00:30 And so it is with great sadness
00:39 And let's not forget Yzma's right hand man
00:45 Kronk The emperor needs his drink
00:10 Where'd you come from little guy
00:16 Take it Kronk
00:17 What I didn't do anything I didn't
00:09 You have a lovely wife They're both very pretty
00:22 He's doing his own theme music
00:34 Emperor Kuzco
00:20 You're not just gonna let him die like that are you
00:36 So what did the emperor want
00:41 Scary jungle Right
00:17 Yeah Look at me and my bad self
00:06 Okay this is the real me Not this
00:12 A golden throated small winged warbler
00:18 Okay Once we cross this bridge it's only an hour to the...
00:22 Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing
00:11 Dad I ate a bug today
00:23 But But Your Highness
00:22 Hey don't I know you
00:07 Boom baby
00:06 We're on our honeymoon
00:22 Hey there Pacha You just missed your relatives
00:07 Oh yeah
00:11 What's with the chimp and the bug
00:07 What is he babbling about
00:16 Hi Excuse me
00:07 Hey did you see that sky today Talk about blue
00:05 What are the odds of that trapdoor leading me out here
00:18 We shook hands on it
00:09 Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy
00:29 But as I said to you before
00:08 I gotta go wash something
00:07 Faster faster
00:25 When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones
00:11 Okay everybody move aside
00:10 Let's take a look see
00:29 Yeah Quick help me up
00:13 Look there's two people in there looking for you
00:09 Hey Kronk can you top me off pal Be a friend
00:19 No Don't drop it
00:16 That's for going back on your promise
Cast
Kuzco - David Spade
Pacha - John Goodman
Yzma - Eartha Kitt
Kronk - Patrick Warburton
Chicha - Wendie Malick