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Ordering I need two heartburns and a deep fried doorstop on table 12
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The Emperor's New Groove

I need two heartburns and a deep fried doorstop!

Waitress:
I need two heartburns and a deep fried doorstop!

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Ordering I need two heartburns and a deep fried doorstop on table 12
Available in 39 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
681
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:12
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Walt Disney Pictures,Walt Disney Feature Animation

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Movie Summary

Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder.

Actors

Patti Deutsch
Waitress
Patti Deutsch
When will you learn that all my ideas are good onesThat's funnybecause I thought you going into the jungle by yourselfbeing chased by jaguarslying to me to take you back to the palacewere all really bad ideasAnything sounds bad when you say it with that - The Emperor's New Groove 00:16
When will you learn that all my ideas are good...
Where are you going? - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
Where are you going?
We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. - The Emperor's New Groove 00:18
We've been walking around in circles for who knows how...
That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel - The Emperor's New Groove 00:06
That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel
Hey don't I know youI don't think soWrestled you in high school Don't remember thatMetal shop I got itMiss Narca's interpretive dance two semestersI was usually in the back because of my weak anklesCome on pal You gotta help me out hereI don't think we've - The Emperor's New Groove 00:19
Hey don't I know youI don't think soWrestled you...
Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy - The Emperor's New Groove 00:06
Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy
Three pork combos extra bacon on the sidetwo chili cheese samplers a basket of liver and onion ringsa catch of the day and a steak cut in the shape of a troutYou got all that honeyThree oinkers wearing pants plate of hot airbasket of grandma's breakfast - The Emperor's New Groove 00:17
Three pork combos extra bacon on the sidetwo chili cheese...
- Come on! - The Emperor's New Groove 00:52
- Come on!
Make me the special And hold the gravyCheck PickupYou know what On second thought make my omelet a meat pieMeat pie CheckKronkCan I order the potatoes as a side dishI'll have to charge you full priceHey how about a side of potatoes my buddyYou got it Want - The Emperor's New Groove 00:31
Make me the special And hold the gravyCheck PickupYou know...
Excuse me. - The Emperor's New Groove 00:09
Excuse me.
Look there's two people in there looking for youWhat A big guy and a skinny old womanWait Was this woman scary beyond all reasonYeah That's Yzma and Kronk I'm saved - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
Look there's two people in there looking for youWhat A...
So this is where you came in. - The Emperor's New Groove 00:22
So this is where you came in.
The peasant at the diner! - The Emperor's New Groove 00:08
The peasant at the diner!
He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco on the back of his cart. - The Emperor's New Groove 00:23
He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who...
So, there we were standing on the cliff, and the ground started to rumble. - The Emperor's New Groove 00:29
So, there we were standing on the cliff, and the ground...
Hey there Pacha You just missed your relativesMy relativesWe just sent them up to your houseWhat did they look likeSee there was this big guy and this older woman who wasHow would you describe herScary beyond all reasonYeah that's it - The Emperor's New Groove 00:18
Hey there Pacha You just missed your relativesMy relativesWe...
So remind me again how you're related to PachaWhy I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step niece's great auntTwice removedIsn't that right KronkNinety nine monkeys jumpin' on the bedOne fell off and bumped his head - The Emperor's New Groove 00:22
So remind me again how you're related to PachaWhy...
But as I said to you beforeyou may recall Pacha is not hereI'll be sure and tell him you came byWould you please That would be just greatSilly meNo no Allow meShe's hiding somethingWhen I give the word we search the houseOkay but I still have 94 monkeys - The Emperor's New Groove 00:28
But as I said to you beforeyou may recall Pacha is not...
So we have to get back to the palace find the lab and change him backHi thereThat was him - The Emperor's New Groove 00:09
So we have to get back to the palace find the lab and change...
You have a lovely wife They're both very pretty - The Emperor's New Groove 00:05
You have a lovely wife They're both very pretty