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The Emu War

Apparently the emus aregonna execute us tomorrow at their USO show to entertain the troops

Apparently the emus are
gonna execute us tomorrow at their USO show to entertain the troops

Full Transcript

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Apparently the emus are gonna execute us tomorrow
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at their USO show to entertain the troops.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:00
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Hot Dad Productions

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Movie Summary

Based on the infamous Great Emu War of 1932, a rag tag platoon of soldiers are driven into a brutal and bloody battle against Australia's deadliest flightless beasts.
I got sent to kill an emu or something - The Emu War 00:07
I got sent to kill an emu or something
- Yes. (gentle music) - The Emu War 00:07
- Yes. (gentle music)
The truth is, Major, I'm actually your- - The Emu War 00:08
The truth is, Major, I'm actually your-
(stirring music) - The Emu War 00:06
(stirring music)
Well, imagine how much heat we can generate - The Emu War 00:11
Well, imagine how much heat we can generate
If I have sex with Dad, - The Emu War 00:08
If I have sex with Dad,
It's also quite infected. - The Emu War 00:06
It's also quite infected.
It's also quite infected. (sighs) - The Emu War 00:09
It's also quite infected. (sighs)
But as long as none of you tell God, I'm in. - The Emu War 00:06
But as long as none of you tell God, I'm in.
(stirring music continuing) - The Emu War 00:05
(stirring music continuing)
I'll burn a hole in this place hotter than the goddamn sun. - The Emu War 00:05
I'll burn a hole in this place hotter than the goddamn ...
- Yeah, we should get some bush tucker, bruv. - The Emu War 00:05
- Yeah, we should get some bush tucker, bruv.
Archie, I wanna tell you a secret. - The Emu War 00:06
Archie, I wanna tell you a secret.
I don't tell many people this, - The Emu War 00:06
I don't tell many people this,
So if you're talking about getting some food, I'm so keen. - The Emu War 00:06
So if you're talking about getting some food, I'm ...
There's food everywhere if you know where to look. - The Emu War 00:05
There's food everywhere if you know where to look.
(upbeat rock music) - The Emu War 00:05
(upbeat rock music)
(droning didgeridoo music) - The Emu War 00:06
(droning didgeridoo music)
Archie, I'm sorry about what happened - The Emu War 00:08
Archie, I'm sorry about what happened
(emotional music continuing) - The Emu War 00:06
(emotional music continuing)