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Being the world's best wobble board player
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The Emu War

Being the world's best wobble board player won't bring our dead son back

Being the world's best wobble board player won't bring our dead son back

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Being the world's best wobble board player
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won't bring our dead son back.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:57
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Hot Dad Productions

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Movie Summary

Based on the infamous Great Emu War of 1932, a rag tag platoon of soldiers are driven into a brutal and bloody battle against Australia's deadliest flightless beasts.
- I should have married a man with big muscles. (sobs) - The Emu War 00:11
- I should have married a man with big muscles. (sobs)
I should have married a man with big muscles. - The Emu War 00:07
I should have married a man with big muscles.
(gunfire echoing) (soldier screams in pain) - The Emu War 00:07
(gunfire echoing) (soldier screams in pain)
No, no. - The Emu War 00:06
No, no.
Full infantry attack. - The Emu War 00:05
Full infantry attack.
- But, sir- - Full infantry attack! - The Emu War 00:05
- But, sir- - Full infantry attack!
(soldier blows whistle) - The Emu War 00:06
(soldier blows whistle)
(soldiers shouting) - The Emu War 00:12
(soldiers shouting)
(soldiers screaming in pain) - The Emu War 00:12
(soldiers screaming in pain)
(tense ringing music) - The Emu War 00:07
(tense ringing music)
(soldier breathing heavily) - The Emu War 00:06
(soldier breathing heavily)
(emu growling) (tense music) - The Emu War 00:07
(emu growling) (tense music)
(dramatic music) (gunshot echoing) - The Emu War 00:12
(dramatic music) (gunshot echoing)
I always get so darn nervous before these speeches, Wendy. - The Emu War 00:06
I always get so darn nervous before these speeches, Wendy.
Now, I was thinking of adding a little joke near the top - The Emu War 00:07
Now, I was thinking of adding a little joke near the top
Just read exactly what's written on the page. - The Emu War 00:05
Just read exactly what's written on the page.
And now for a formal announcement - The Emu War 00:08
And now for a formal announcement
(mic feedback screeches) - The Emu War 00:07
(mic feedback screeches)
It is with grave concern that I formally address you, - The Emu War 00:09
It is with grave concern that I formally address you,
So when I arrived here to give this broadcast, - The Emu War 00:07
So when I arrived here to give this broadcast,