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The Emu War

Emus are, God.(urine trickling) Oh God, I've pissed, I've pissed, I've pissed my pants

Emus are, God.
(urine trickling) Oh God, I've pissed, I've pissed, I've pissed my pants

Full Transcript

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Emus are,
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God. (urine trickling)
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Oh God, I've pissed, I've pissed,
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I've pissed my pants.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:30
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Hot Dad Productions

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Movie Summary

Based on the infamous Great Emu War of 1932, a rag tag platoon of soldiers are driven into a brutal and bloody battle against Australia's deadliest flightless beasts.
Emus are cunning animals, - The Emu War 00:08
Emus are cunning animals,
Uh, so two strapping, - The Emu War 00:06
Uh, so two strapping,
37,000 men slaughtered! - The Emu War 00:05
37,000 men slaughtered!
All because you ignored a direct order not to attack. - The Emu War 00:06
All because you ignored a direct order not to attack.
You are responsible for one of the worst blunders - The Emu War 00:06
You are responsible for one of the worst blunders
You're lucky you killed World War I Hitler - The Emu War 00:06
You're lucky you killed World War I Hitler
I'll tell you what, I'm not gonna suspend you, - The Emu War 00:07
I'll tell you what, I'm not gonna suspend you,
(tense music) - The Emu War 00:06
(tense music)
And they've had thousands of years to plan this war. - The Emu War 00:05
And they've had thousands of years to plan this war.
I need you to go behind enemy lives. - The Emu War 00:06
I need you to go behind enemy lives.
To seek out and destroy the emus' leader, - The Emu War 00:06
To seek out and destroy the emus' leader,
(thunder crashing) (tense music) - The Emu War 00:07
(thunder crashing) (tense music)
(tense percussive music) - The Emu War 00:08
(tense percussive music)
And I've been real into steam engines ever since. - The Emu War 00:05
And I've been real into steam engines ever since.
No, not really. How gullible are you? - The Emu War 00:05
No, not really. How gullible are you?
Yeah, I do have a problem. A big problem with you. - The Emu War 00:06
Yeah, I do have a problem. A big problem with you.
Because your great-grandfather - The Emu War 00:05
Because your great-grandfather
While you're going on with this petty bickering - The Emu War 00:09
While you're going on with this petty bickering
- Well handled, Major. - Thank you, Private. - The Emu War 00:05
- Well handled, Major. - Thank you, Private.
So, since we're gonna be fighting - The Emu War 00:08
So, since we're gonna be fighting