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The Emu War

So when I arrived hereto give this broadcast, I needed to do a big piss

So when I arrived here
to give this broadcast, I needed to do a big piss

Full Transcript

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So when I arrived here to give this broadcast,
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I needed to do a big piss.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:26
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Hot Dad Productions

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Movie Summary

Based on the infamous Great Emu War of 1932, a rag tag platoon of soldiers are driven into a brutal and bloody battle against Australia's deadliest flightless beasts.
And I said to my assistant, - The Emu War 00:13
And I said to my assistant,
So you can imagine the sort of mischief - The Emu War 00:07
So you can imagine the sort of mischief
So now that we've all had a good laugh, - The Emu War 00:09
So now that we've all had a good laugh,
Yesterday, after a routine emu cull, - The Emu War 00:10
Yesterday, after a routine emu cull,
And 37,000 young soldiers' lives - The Emu War 00:08
And 37,000 young soldiers' lives
It brings me great sadness to say - The Emu War 00:10
It brings me great sadness to say
But the spirit of Australia will not be broken. - The Emu War 00:05
But the spirit of Australia will not be broken.
The emus will not be victorious. - The Emu War 00:05
The emus will not be victorious.
Emus are, - The Emu War 00:07
Emus are,
Emus are cunning animals, - The Emu War 00:08
Emus are cunning animals,
Uh, so two strapping, - The Emu War 00:06
Uh, so two strapping,
37,000 men slaughtered! - The Emu War 00:05
37,000 men slaughtered!
All because you ignored a direct order not to attack. - The Emu War 00:06
All because you ignored a direct order not to attack.
You are responsible for one of the worst blunders - The Emu War 00:06
You are responsible for one of the worst blunders
You're lucky you killed World War I Hitler - The Emu War 00:06
You're lucky you killed World War I Hitler
I'll tell you what, I'm not gonna suspend you, - The Emu War 00:07
I'll tell you what, I'm not gonna suspend you,
(tense music) - The Emu War 00:06
(tense music)
And they've had thousands of years to plan this war. - The Emu War 00:05
And they've had thousands of years to plan this war.
I need you to go behind enemy lives. - The Emu War 00:06
I need you to go behind enemy lives.
To seek out and destroy the emus' leader, - The Emu War 00:06
To seek out and destroy the emus' leader,