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Jessica Lawson:
Sleepig pills? Oh, Sonny, why do you need sleeping pills? If you would just go on a good diet. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
Dont lecture me from classes I paid for! Jessica Lawson:
What's the matter, Wendell? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I don't feel good. Jessica Lawson:
[pouring a shake into a glass]
Here, Why don't you drink this? It'll make you feel better. [Wendell drinks it and then gags quietly] Jessica Lawson:
Why don't you borrow some pills from your folks? They're hypocondriacs. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
My folks are not hypocondriacs! You always call them hypocondriacs! They might have a couple downers, though. Jessica Lawson:
Sonny, why are you here? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I told you, I have something to discuss with Julie. It's very important. Jessica Lawson:
Will it depress me? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
God, I hope so. Jessica Lawson:
Then would you save it until tomorrow? I have had a bad day. Julie woke up at 5:30, this morning, screaming tha the shark was after her again. I'll never forgive you for taking her to see that movie. You know she's afraid of te water anyway. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I'm sorry, Jessie. I took her to see it because she wanted to. I was trying to make her happy. Jessica Lawson:
Oh, she'll say yes to look brave to you. You're so dumb. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I will not be called "dumb" by the woman that I support! Jessica Lawson:
Shhh! The maid is taking a nap. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I support the maid too! Jessica Lawson:
You wake up Maria, Sonny I'll... Wendell Sonny Lawson:
We fired Maria! Jessica Lawson:
This is another Maria! Wendell Sonny Lawson:
Oh. Jessica Lawson:
Julie's screaming woke her up at 5:30 in the morning, too. Then Maria starting screaing because she thught it was the Border Patrol. [She then notices her date arriving] Jessica Lawson:
That's my date. Now will you just get out of here, please? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
No. [Jessica screams aggravately, then Sonny laughs] Jessica Lawson:
Why don't do you just drop dead? [Throws her apron at Sonny's head] Wendell Sonny Lawson:
[Muffled]
I'm working on it!
Sleepig pills? Oh, Sonny, why do you need sleeping pills? If you would just go on a good diet. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
Dont lecture me from classes I paid for! Jessica Lawson:
What's the matter, Wendell? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I don't feel good. Jessica Lawson:
[pouring a shake into a glass]
Here, Why don't you drink this? It'll make you feel better. [Wendell drinks it and then gags quietly] Jessica Lawson:
Why don't you borrow some pills from your folks? They're hypocondriacs. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
My folks are not hypocondriacs! You always call them hypocondriacs! They might have a couple downers, though. Jessica Lawson:
Sonny, why are you here? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I told you, I have something to discuss with Julie. It's very important. Jessica Lawson:
Will it depress me? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
God, I hope so. Jessica Lawson:
Then would you save it until tomorrow? I have had a bad day. Julie woke up at 5:30, this morning, screaming tha the shark was after her again. I'll never forgive you for taking her to see that movie. You know she's afraid of te water anyway. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I'm sorry, Jessie. I took her to see it because she wanted to. I was trying to make her happy. Jessica Lawson:
Oh, she'll say yes to look brave to you. You're so dumb. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I will not be called "dumb" by the woman that I support! Jessica Lawson:
Shhh! The maid is taking a nap. Wendell Sonny Lawson:
I support the maid too! Jessica Lawson:
You wake up Maria, Sonny I'll... Wendell Sonny Lawson:
We fired Maria! Jessica Lawson:
This is another Maria! Wendell Sonny Lawson:
Oh. Jessica Lawson:
Julie's screaming woke her up at 5:30 in the morning, too. Then Maria starting screaing because she thught it was the Border Patrol. [She then notices her date arriving] Jessica Lawson:
That's my date. Now will you just get out of here, please? Wendell Sonny Lawson:
No. [Jessica screams aggravately, then Sonny laughs] Jessica Lawson:
Why don't do you just drop dead? [Throws her apron at Sonny's head] Wendell Sonny Lawson:
[Muffled]
I'm working on it!
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Well God hope so
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Well then would you save it till tomorrow please I've had a terrible day
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Julie woke up at 5 30 this morning
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screaming that the shark was after her again
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I will never forgive you for taking her to see that movie
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You know she's afraid of the water anyway
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I'm sorry Jessie I was just trying to please her
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She said she wanted to see the picture I was trying to make her happy
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Sonny she will say anything to look brave to you You're so dumb
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I will not be called dumb by a woman that I support
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Shh The maid is taking a nap
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Movie Summary
Slapstick black comedy about a man (Reynolds) who finds that he hasn't much longer to live and has bungled his attempts at suicide.
Actors
Jessica Lawson
Wendell Sonny Lawson
