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"The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain" quotes

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When an English cartographer must tell a Welsh village that their mountain is only a hill, the offended community sets out to change that.

Director: Christopher Monger
Writer: Ifor David Monger, Christopher Monger
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $10,904,930
Released: 12 May 1995
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

20 video clips

Morgan The GoatGeorge GarradReginald AnsonJohnny ShellshockedNarratorGrandfatherThomas Twp TooThomas TwpBettySgt. ThomasDavies The SchoolJones The Jp
Have you no shame No - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:10 Have you no shame No One can't be too careful in foreign climes - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:09 One can't be too careful in foreign climes In France we dug trenches ten miles long - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:24 In France we dug trenches ten miles long My text for today comes from - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:23 My text for today comes from For example there was Williams the Petroleum - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:53 For example there was Williams the Petroleum And how do you know later Well we've made measurements with those two hills - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:21 And how do you know later Well we've made measurements... They're pretty Mmm Yes - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:10 They're pretty Mmm Yes The truth is that while we Welsh like to believe - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:19 The truth is that while we Welsh like to believe Half wit Just a map - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:18 Half wit Just a map Look sorry Could I please have a pint of bitter - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:08 Look sorry Could I please have a pint of bitter This is my brother Thomas Twp and I am Thomas Twp Too - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:13 This is my brother Thomas Twp and I am Thomas Twp Too Well pleasant enough sort of place isn't it - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:08 Well pleasant enough sort of place isn't it All this fuss Over what - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:36 All this fuss Over what No Cartographer actually - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:11 No Cartographer actually 980 feet Ah ah - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:13 980 feet Ah ah Well I it will be measured again I mean eh - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:20 Well I it will be measured again I mean eh Well there's nothing very special about me - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:21 Well there's nothing very special about me Um I'm not sure that I can rely on Mr Garrad - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 01:00 Um I'm not sure that I can rely on Mr Garrad I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:50 I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map Stop actin' so English - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:05 Stop actin' so English

Cast

Reginald Anson - Hugh Grant
Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff - Tara Fitzgerald
Morgan the Goat - Colm Meaney
George Garrad - Ian McNeice
Johnny Shellshocked (Jones) - Ian Hart
All Cast