"The Eric Andre Show" quotes
94 video clips
00:04 Do we have enough porn
00:17 >> AAH!
>> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN!
00:09 Aah!
00:08 * ah
00:19 Ahh, mm. Mmmm.
00:11 Ahhhh!
00:07 [ ALARM BLARING ]
[ AIR RAID SIREN BLARES ]
00:10 [ Alarm ringing ]
00:28 And then we have
N-Word Scissorhands.
00:16 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "The Eric An...
00:10 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "The Eric An...
00:26 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "The Eric An...
00:10 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
"The Eric Andre Show&q...
00:13 [ Applause ]
00:15 [ Applause ]
00:12 [ Applause ]
00:22 [ APPLAUSE ]
YOU GOT ANY NUDES OF YOUR
HUSBAND WITH YOU?
00:11 [ Breathing heavily ]
00:08 [ Burps ] Ugh.
00:03 Bye bye
00:08 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
>> MM-HMM.
>> HOW DO Y...
00:11 [ Cat yowling ]
[ Chuckles ]
00:16 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WOW. DO YOUR THING, GIRL.
YOU'R...
00:28 [ CLUCKING CONTINUES ]
00:26 -Come on, beat it!
-Hey, Eric, you dweeb!
00:27 Come on, start the show, man!
00:31 Crowd: [ Chanting ] Defense!
Defense!
00:14 [ Crunching ]
00:08 [ Distorted jazz plays in
00:09 [ Echoing ] Who killed Hannibal?
00:24 [ Electricity crackles ]
00:07 Eric?
00:13 [ Farts ]
00:25 >> FINDER'S KEEPERS!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
00:19 Free trips to, uh,
00:06 [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
00:30 [ Grunting ]
00:12 [ Grunts ]
00:30 He -- he -- he didn't --
he didn't see
00:16 [ Heart beating ]
00:24 [ Heavy-metal music plays ]
00:06 Hey!
00:12 Hey, Tony Hawk is here,
everybody!
00:13 >> HO HO! HO HO!
>> OH!
>> AAAAAAH!
00:27 [ Horn honks ]
00:09 [ Horns blaring,
00:10 I COULD TAKE A PINKIE, BUT NOT A
WHOLE DICK.
YEAH, THAT'...
00:12 >> I HAVE A NEW HIDDEN-CAMERA
SHOW.
"KRAFT PUNK...
00:13 [ Inhales sharply ]
00:16 It's me, pretty blue bottoms.
00:11 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S
"THE ERIC ANDR...
00:09 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S
"THE ERIC ANDR...
00:10 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S
"THE ERIC ANDR...
00:10 Ladies and gentlemen, it's
00:23 Ladies and gentlemen, it's
00:13 Ladies and gentlemen, it's
00:10 Ladies and gentlemen, it's
00:08 Ladies and gentlemen, it's
00:07 Ladies and gentlemen, it's
00:27 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:22 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:14 [ Laughs ]
00:27 [ Lights click on ]
00:21 [ Low rumbling in distance ]
00:09 Man: Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "The Eric Andre Sh...
00:26 [ Motor stops whirring ]
00:19 [ Music continues ]
00:22 [ Music stops ]
00:10 My next guest is a rapper from
00:30 Oh, hey, we got t-pain in the
00:20 Oh, I'm gonna squirt!
00:19 >> OH, OH, OH.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> [ GROANING ...
00:08 Oh.
00:14 Oh.
00:05 [ Screaming continues ]
00:23 [ Screaming in slow motion ]
00:10 [ Shouting in Spanish ]
00:21 [ Shouting indistinctly ]
00:08 [ Subway car clatters ]
00:15 [ TANGO MUSIC PLAYS ]
00:12 There needs to be some new
00:21 >> ♪ TIME IS NOT
A ONE-WAY STREET ♪
[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS...
00:17 Unh!
00:23 >> WHAT -- WHAT, UM --
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
DO YOU B...
00:07 What's up?
00:09 Whoa. Whoa!
00:12 [ Whoosh! ]
00:23 Why did you do that?
00:10 [ Yelling ]
Cast
Eric André - Eric André
Hannibal Buress - Hannibal Buress
Guitarist - Tom Ato
Saxophone Player - Early McCalister
Drummer - Pfelton Sutton