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>> AAH!
>> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN! >> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN!
[ LAUGHS ] >> I'M SALAD MAN!
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE, [ LAUGHS ]
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
KIND OF SALAD GUY. AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
KIND OF SALAD GUY.
I DON'T KNOW. KIND OF SALAD GUY.
I DON'T KNOW.
OR I'M WHATEVER. I DON'T KNOW.
OR I'M WHATEVER.
I CAN BE WHATEVER. OR I'M WHATEVER.
I CAN BE WHATEVER.
I CAN BE LETTUCE. I CAN BE WHATEVER.
I CAN BE LETTUCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN! >> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN!
[ LAUGHS ] >> I'M SALAD MAN!
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE, [ LAUGHS ]
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
KIND OF SALAD GUY. AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
KIND OF SALAD GUY.
I DON'T KNOW. KIND OF SALAD GUY.
I DON'T KNOW.
OR I'M WHATEVER. I DON'T KNOW.
OR I'M WHATEVER.
I CAN BE WHATEVER. OR I'M WHATEVER.
I CAN BE WHATEVER.
I CAN BE LETTUCE. I CAN BE WHATEVER.
I CAN BE LETTUCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Full Transcript
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>> AAH!
>> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN!
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>> [BLEEP]
>> I'M SALAD MAN!
[ LAUGHS ]
00:00:07.107 --> 00:00:08.774
>> I'M SALAD MAN!
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
00:00:08.776 --> 00:00:09.908
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
KIND OF SALAD GUY.
00:00:09.091 --> 00:00:10.809
AH, GEEZ, I'M LIKE A LETTUCE,
KIND OF SALAD GUY.
I DON'T KNOW.
00:00:10.811 --> 00:00:11.844
KIND OF SALAD GUY.
I DON'T KNOW.
OR I'M WHATEVER.
00:00:11.846 --> 00:00:12.978
I DON'T KNOW.
OR I'M WHATEVER.
I CAN BE WHATEVER.
00:00:12.098 --> 00:00:14.001
OR I'M WHATEVER.
I CAN BE WHATEVER.
I CAN BE LETTUCE.
00:00:14.081 --> 00:00:16.415
I CAN BE WHATEVER.
I CAN BE LETTUCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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Movie Summary
Eric Andre tries to host a talk show in a bizarre environment, where he is sometimes the player of pranks and sometimes the victim.