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Balance is a little off

The Expendables 3

Balance is a little off. – You a knife man?– Best. Ever. I'm the Knife Before Christmas. –...

The Expendables 3 • 2014

Balance is a little off. – You a knife man?– Best. Ever. I'm the Knife Before Christmas. – Ain't that right, Barney?– If you say so. Probably free-stylin' with a blade whileyou were still suckin' on your daddy's titty, tryin' to learn how to eat with a spoon. Yeah. Is that another little secretyou was keeping there, Mr. Vague-o? Just stay out of my brain, would you? I tell ya. I can't wait to get home. Eat some good food,put on some fine threads, break out my '49 Pontiac, kick that baby until the engine blows up! You didn't tell him, did you? – Tell me what?– We're not going home. We're stoppin' a dealer named Victor Minns delivering a shipmentof thermobaric bombs. Come on, man! That shit is hellfire. Hey, routine stuff. You know, why didn't you just pick me upon your way back? We're a man short. Well, you know I'd love toparty with you boys, but I don't have my shit

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Balance is a little off

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You a knife man Best Ever

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I'm the Knife Before Christmas

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Ain't that right Barney If you say so

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Probably free stylin' with a blade while you were still suckin' on your daddy's titty

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tryin' to learn how to eat with a spoon

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Yeah Is that another little secret you was keeping there Mr Vague o

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Just stay out of my brain would you

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I tell ya I can't wait to get home

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Eat some good food put on some fine threads

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break out my '49 Pontiac

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kick that baby until the engine blows up

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You didn't tell him did you

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Tell me what We're not going home

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We're stoppin' a dealer named Victor Minns

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delivering a shipment of thermobaric bombs

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Come on man

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That shit is hellfire

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Hey routine stuff

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You know why didn't you just pick me up on your way back

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We're a man short

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Well you know I'd love to party with you boys

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but I don't have my shit

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سمعت أنك قتلت إناس أكثر من الطاعون أكثر قليلا من هذا

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بالاس متوقف عن العمل قليلا

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هل أنت مستخدم سكاكين الأفضل

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على الأطلاق

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أنا السكين قبل كريسماس أليس كذلك بارني

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كما تريد

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بارني يشهد أنني أستخدم السكين بينما كنت ترضع من صدر أبيك

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و تتعلم كيف تأكل بالملعقة

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نعم أهناك سر تحفظه لي

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هو جندي سابق بالبحرية

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لا يمكنني الصبر حتى أصل للوطن

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الطعام الجيد

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و التهديدات الجيدة

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و اللعب مع فتاة جميلة أظل معها حتى أصل للنشوة

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ألم تقل له أليس كذلك

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يقول لي ماذا

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نحن لن نذهب للوطن نحن سنتوقف لنوقف شحنة قنابل حرارية

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هيا يا رجل هذه المهمة كالجحيم

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إنها مجرد عمل إذن لما لم تأخذني عند عودتك

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لم نكن متأكدين أنك ستكون هناك

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أتعلم ماذا أنا كنت أحب حضور الحفلات معكم لكن

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أنا ليس معي أدواتي

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Il est un peu asymétrique

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T'es un connaisseur de couteaux Le meilleur

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du monde

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Je suis Noël qui découpe les dindes

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Pas vrai Barney Si tu le dis

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Je tenais déjà un couteau Quand tu tétais ton père

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et que tu apprenais à manger avec une cuillère

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Est ce que tu as un petit secret M Vague Laisse moi tranquille

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J'ai hâte de rentrer bonne bouffe

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de beaux vêtements

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Reprendre ma Pontiac 49 la pousser jusqu'à l'explosion du moteur

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Tu lui as pas dit hein Quoi

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On va pas à la maison

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On s'arrête chez un certain Victor prendre des bombes thermobariques

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Allez mec C'est l'enfer ces bombes

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Juste la routine

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T'aurais pu me sauver au retour

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On avait besoin de quelqu'un Merci pour l'invite mais

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Ça n'est pas mes affaires

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Wie heißt du Christmas

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Wirklich Echt

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Ist das auch echt

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Nein ich brauche jeden Morgen drei Stunden um es aufzumalen

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Dieses ist echt Authentisch

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Ein Original Schau

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Es ist nicht ganz ausbalanciert

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Kannst du mit Messern umgehen

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Ich bin der Beste überhaupt

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Klingen Glöckchen klingelingeling

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Oder Barney Wenn du meinst

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Ich hantierte mit Messern da hingst du noch an Papas Brust

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und versuchtest mit dem Löffel zu essen

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Mhm Hast du noch mehr Geheimnisse für mich Mr Vage

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Lass mich in Ruhe Kann's kaum erwarten zu Hause zu sein

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Gutes Essen schöne Klamotten

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meinen 49er Pontiac rausholen

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und Gas geben bis der Motor explodiert

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Keseimbangan agak kurang

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Awak pakar pisau

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Yang terbaik

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Pernah ada

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Saya lebih berpengalaman sebelum wujud Krismas

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Bukankah begitu Barney Kalau awak dah cakap begitu

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Rasanya saya dah mahir bermain benda tajam

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semenjak awak masih menyusu dari ayah awak

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Masih cuba nak belajar makan dengan sudu

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Ya

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ada sebarang rahsia lagi yang awak belum beritahu saya

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Jangan minta pandangan saya

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Beginilah saya dah tak sabar nak pulang rumah

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Makanan sedap

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Berpakaian kemas

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Pandu kereta Pontiac 49 saya

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Saya akan pandu sampai enjin meletup

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Awak dah beritahu dia kan

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Beritahu apa

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Kita takkan terus pulang

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Kita dalam tugas untuk hentikan penyeludup bernama Victor Mins

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yang sedang bawa sejumlah bom berbahaya

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Oh tolonglah kawan

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Semua itu dah membosankan

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Rutin kerja

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Kenapa awak tak jemput saya

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semasa perjalanan pulang Kita kekurangan orang

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Kamu tahu sebenarnya saya nak berseronok dengan kamu semua

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tapi

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saya tiada senjata

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バランスが変だ

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お前はあーナイフ好き

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史上最高

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クリスマスよりナイフだ

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それはバーニーじゃない

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お前がそう言うなら

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恐らくお前がパパの乳首を吸う間刀で自由にスタイリングする

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スプーンで食べる方法を学ぼうとするように

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ああ

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少し秘密があるのを知ってるかミスターバゴウ

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俺を巻き込むな

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家に帰るのが待ちきれない

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うまい物を喰って

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素晴らしい衣装を着て

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49年のポンティアックを開ける

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エンジンが爆発するまでかわい子ちゃんとやりまくる

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彼に話さなかったな

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何を話すって

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家には帰らない

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ビクターメンズという業者に立ち寄ってサーモ爆弾の積荷を配達する

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あっおい

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くそなんてこった

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日常の仕事だ

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帰る途中で俺を迎えにくる理由が分からない

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人手不足だ

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ほら部下とのパーティは大好きだ

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だがあーそんな気分じゃない

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Баланс немного нарушен

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Ты типа спец по ножам

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Лучший в мире

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Я Нож перед Рождеством

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Не так ли Барни

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Как скажешь

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Возможно я делал трюки с ножом ещё когда вы сосали сиськи своих папаш

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И учились кушать ложкой

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Ага

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Ты не хотел посвятить нас во все эти секреты

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Хватит копаться у меня в мозгах

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Я скажу тебе Не могу дождаться когда вернусь домой

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Поем хорошей еды

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Одену хорошие шмотки

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Запрыгну в свой Понтиак 49 года

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Буду гладить малышку пока двигатель не взревёт

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Ты не говорил ему так ведь

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Не говорил о чём

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Мы не едем домой

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Мы собираемся остановить торговца по имени Виктор Мэйнс доставляющего на корабле термобарические заряды

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Да ладно ты что серьёзно

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Это дерьмо адский огонь

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Да ладно типичная работа

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Почему бы тебе просто не подхватить меня на обратном пути

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У нас мало людей

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Ну ты знаешь я люблю тусоваться с вами парни

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Но у меня нет с собой моих штуковин

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El balance está un poco mal

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Eres un hombre de cuchillos El mejor que ha existido

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Soy el cuchillo antes de Navidad No es cierto Barney

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Si tú lo dices

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Probablemente jugaba con un cuchillo cuando tú estabas chupando la teta

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de tu padre tratando de aprender a comer

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Sí No hay algunos secretos que se te escapan señor impreciso

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Sal de mi cabeza quieres

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No puedo esperar a llegar a casa

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Hay buena comida buenas diversiones

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Conduciré mi Pontiac del 49 Le daré con todo a ese bebé

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No le diijste verdad Decirme qué

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No vamos a casa Vamos a detener a un traficante llamado Victor Min

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que hará un embarque de bombas termobáricas

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Vamos viejo Esa mierda va a estar dura

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Oye son cosas de rutina

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Por qué no me recogiste cuando ibas de regreso

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Estamos cortos de hombres

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Bueno me encanta ir de fiesta con ustedes chicos pero

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no tengo mis cosas

Available in 8 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:13

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, thriller

Production

Davis Films,Nu Image,Ex3 Productions,Fipex Holding,Lionsgate,Millennium Media

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Movie Summary

Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.