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"The Faculty" quotes

The Faculty poster
When Casey Connor, Herrington High School's newspaper photographer, witnesses the murder of a nurse and sees her alive again, he decides to investigate the bizarre happenings.

Director: Robert Rodriguez
Writer: David Wechter, Bruce Kimmel, Kevin Williamson
Production: N/A
Genre: horror, mystery, sci-fi
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $40,283,321
Released: 25 Dec 1998
Awards: 11 nominations

84 video clips

Coach WillisCasey ConnorZeke TylerMiss Elizabeth BurkeNurse HarperNurse Rosa HarperMr. John TateStudentMrs. Karen OlsonMrs. Jessica Brummel
What do you want me to say - The Faculty 01:53 What do you want me to say I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - The Faculty 00:09 I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose This is usually the point where somebody says Let's get the fuck outta here - The Faculty 00:04 This is usually the point where somebody says Let's get... Don't you want that Casey - The Faculty 00:17 Don't you want that Casey You're not really into sports - The Faculty 00:13 You're not really into sports You can be such a What - The Faculty 00:27 You can be such a What This is where I get my equipment - The Faculty 00:09 This is where I get my equipment I've taken your shit for too fucking long - The Faculty 00:04 I've taken your shit for too fucking long What's wrong Are we sure - The Faculty 00:30 What's wrong Are we sure Hello sweetie pie - The Faculty 00:34 Hello sweetie pie I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better - The Faculty 00:05 I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better Came here and met you - The Faculty 00:05 Came here and met you Take this Now Marybeth - The Faculty 00:18 Take this Now Marybeth Come on guys Uh This is nuts - The Faculty 00:15 Come on guys Uh This is nuts If you were going to take over the world - The Faculty 00:10 If you were going to take over the world Man get a fucking eye dog - The Faculty 00:08 Man get a fucking eye dog You ran into me beast - The Faculty 00:04 You ran into me beast Delilah Your fan club's here again - The Faculty 00:06 Delilah Your fan club's here again I'm not an alien I'm discontent - The Faculty 00:05 I'm not an alien I'm discontent You're not buying this are you No I'm not - The Faculty 00:08 You're not buying this are you No I'm not Stokely I always thought the only alien in this high school was me - The Faculty 00:05 Stokely I always thought the only alien in this high school... Delilah What are we gonna do with the police not being an option - The Faculty 00:10 Delilah What are we gonna do with the police not being an... Laughing Continues ls she always this much fun man - The Faculty 00:07 Laughing Continues ls she always this much fun man Now you Delilah - The Faculty 00:14 Now you Delilah So if anybody finds us in here - The Faculty 00:10 So if anybody finds us in here Casey Why me first - The Faculty 00:07 Casey Why me first Stan ls this gonna be on the test This is the test - The Faculty 00:06 Stan ls this gonna be on the test This is the test It must really blow being you You have no idea - The Faculty 00:05 It must really blow being you You have no idea Everybody's been acting really strange especially the faculty - The Faculty 00:19 Everybody's been acting really strange especially the... In Body Snatchers humans became emotionless - The Faculty 00:14 In Body Snatchers humans became emotionless I just don't want to never have done that - The Faculty 00:04 I just don't want to never have done that It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance - The Faculty 00:35 It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance Guaranteed to jack you up Grunts - The Faculty 00:05 Guaranteed to jack you up Grunts Man the only person in this school who is an alien - The Faculty 00:12 Man the only person in this school who is an alien Zeke you cannot conduct personal business on school property - The Faculty 00:37 Zeke you cannot conduct personal business on school property I'm feeling pretty alien myself today - The Faculty 00:04 I'm feeling pretty alien myself today Giggles Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America - The Faculty 00:07 Giggles Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America You were right about me I don't have any friends and I like it that way - The Faculty 00:12 You were right about me I don't have any friends and I... Crusoe's afraid that he'd be stuck on that island forever - The Faculty 00:31 Crusoe's afraid that he'd be stuck on that island... Where are you gonna go huh - The Faculty 00:35 Where are you gonna go huh Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes different shades of black in her ensemble - The Faculty 00:24 Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes different... Casey Things sure have changed haven't they - The Faculty 00:05 Casey Things sure have changed haven't they What happens at the end of these stories Stokely - The Faculty 00:35 What happens at the end of these stories Stokely I say we go for the coach - The Faculty 00:29 I say we go for the coach Aliens are taking over the fucking school - The Faculty 00:04 Aliens are taking over the fucking school You know Casey I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times - The Faculty 00:04 You know Casey I think you've been racked into the... Answer me something Marybeth - The Faculty 00:17 Answer me something Marybeth It's called a gun man - The Faculty 00:04 It's called a gun man Dude that's not me - The Faculty 00:22 Dude that's not me I always wanted to do that - The Faculty 00:04 I always wanted to do that There are not enough drugs in this world - The Faculty 00:05 There are not enough drugs in this world If you'd kindly take your seats this will be over quite quickly - The Faculty 00:05 If you'd kindly take your seats this will be over quite... Open the door - The Faculty 00:33 Open the door Hey yo piss wad you're in my way - The Faculty 00:12 Hey yo piss wad you're in my way I really love what you've done with your nose ring It brings out the color in your eyes - The Faculty 00:05 I really love what you've done with your nose ring It... I should have known that crazy bitch was one of them - The Faculty 00:05 I should have known that crazy bitch was one of them You don't know what's happening They want everyone - The Faculty 00:06 You don't know what's happening They want everyone We think aliens are taking over our school - The Faculty 00:05 We think aliens are taking over our school Hey Stokely maybe it's from your planet Blow me blood fart - The Faculty 00:05 Hey Stokely maybe it's from your planet Blow me blood... Casey when did you become Sigourney Weaver Wha - The Faculty 00:06 Casey when did you become Sigourney Weaver Wha So aliens have just been setting us up over the years - The Faculty 00:15 So aliens have just been setting us up over the years No pain Stan - The Faculty 00:07 No pain Stan You're not good at studying - The Faculty 00:41 You're not good at studying It's just your fate You're that geeky Stephen King kid - The Faculty 00:06 It's just your fate You're that geeky Stephen King... Over lntercom Would Miss Drake please report - The Faculty 00:06 Over lntercom Would Miss Drake please report I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - The Faculty 00:05 I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose Mrs Brummel what the fuck Please - The Faculty 00:04 Mrs Brummel what the fuck Please No fucking way - The Faculty 00:04 No fucking way Crash and burn Casey - The Faculty 00:04 Crash and burn Casey Stan I've just been thinking ahead Coach - The Faculty 00:55 Stan I've just been thinking ahead Coach Chuckles This is your big secret Caffeine pills - The Faculty 00:07 Chuckles This is your big secret Caffeine pills You have to take it - The Faculty 00:16 You have to take it You think aliens have infested our school - The Faculty 00:11 You think aliens have infested our school Fuck this I'm outta here - The Faculty 00:05 Fuck this I'm outta here You gotta pick up the linebacker - The Faculty 00:08 You gotta pick up the linebacker

Cast

Delilah Profitt - Jordana Brewster
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell - Clea DuVall
Marybeth Louise Hutchinson - Laura Harris
Zeke Tyler - Josh Hartnett
Stan Rosado - Shawn Hatosy
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