"The Faculty" quotes

The Faculty poster
When Casey Connor, Herrington High School's newspaper photographer, witnesses the murder of a nurse and sees her alive again, he decides to investigate the bizarre happenings.

Director: Robert Rodriguez
Writer: David Wechter, Bruce Kimmel, Kevin Williamson
Production: N/A
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $40,283,321
Released: 25 Dec 1998
Awards: 11 nominations

138 Clips

You gotta pick up the linebacker - The Faculty 00:08
You gotta pick up the linebacker
Hey Stokely maybe it's from your planet Blow me blood fart - The Faculty 00:05
Hey Stokely maybe it's from your planet Blow me blood fart
Fuck this I'm outta here - The Faculty 00:04
Fuck this I'm outta here
You think aliens have infested our school - The Faculty 00:11
You think aliens have infested our school
We think aliens are taking over our school - The Faculty 00:05
We think aliens are taking over our school
You don't know what's happening They want everyone - The Faculty 00:06
You don't know what's happening They want everyone
You have to take it - The Faculty 00:15
You have to take it
I should have known that crazy bitch was one of them - The Faculty 00:05
I should have known that crazy bitch was one of them
Chuckles This is your big secret Caffeine pills - The Faculty 00:07
Chuckles This is your big secret Caffeine pills
Stan I've just been thinking ahead Coach - The Faculty 00:35
Stan I've just been thinking ahead Coach
I really love what you've done with your nose ring It brings out the color in your eyes - The Faculty 00:05
I really love what you've done with your nose ring It brings...
Hey yo piss wad you're in my way - The Faculty 00:12
Hey yo piss wad you're in my way
Open the door - The Faculty 00:33
Open the door
If you'd kindly take your seats this will be over quite quickly - The Faculty 00:05
If you'd kindly take your seats this will be over quite...
There are not enough drugs in this world - The Faculty 00:05
There are not enough drugs in this world
Crash and burn Casey - The Faculty 00:04
Crash and burn Casey
I always wanted to do that - The Faculty 00:04
I always wanted to do that
Dude that's not me - The Faculty 00:22
Dude that's not me
No fucking way - The Faculty 00:04
No fucking way
It's called a gun man - The Faculty 00:04
It's called a gun man
Answer me something Marybeth - The Faculty 00:17
Answer me something Marybeth
You know Casey I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times - The Faculty 00:04
You know Casey I think you've been racked into the flagpole...
Aliens are taking over the fucking school - The Faculty 00:04
Aliens are taking over the fucking school
I say we go for the coach - The Faculty 00:29
I say we go for the coach
Mrs Brummel what the fuck Please - The Faculty 00:04
Mrs Brummel what the fuck Please
What happens at the end of these stories Stokely - The Faculty 00:35
What happens at the end of these stories Stokely
I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - The Faculty 00:04
I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose
Over lntercom Would Miss Drake please report - The Faculty 00:06
Over lntercom Would Miss Drake please report
Casey Things sure have changed haven't they - The Faculty 00:05
Casey Things sure have changed haven't they
Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes different shades of black in her ensemble - The Faculty 00:24
Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes different shades...
Where are you gonna go huh - The Faculty 00:35
Where are you gonna go huh
Crusoe's afraid that he'd be stuck on that island forever - The Faculty 00:31
Crusoe's afraid that he'd be stuck on that island forever
You were right about me I don't have any friends and I like it that way - The Faculty 00:12
You were right about me I don't have any friends and I like...
Giggles Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America - The Faculty 00:07
Giggles Just doing my part to the deconstruction of America
It's just your fate You're that geeky Stephen King kid - The Faculty 00:06
It's just your fate You're that geeky Stephen King kid
You're not good at studying - The Faculty 00:34
You're not good at studying
I'm feeling pretty alien myself today - The Faculty 00:04
I'm feeling pretty alien myself today
No pain Stan - The Faculty 00:07
No pain Stan
Zeke you cannot conduct personal business on school property - The Faculty 00:37
Zeke you cannot conduct personal business on school property
Man the only person in this school who is an alien - The Faculty 00:12
Man the only person in this school who is an alien
Guaranteed to jack you up Grunts - The Faculty 00:05
Guaranteed to jack you up Grunts
It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance - The Faculty 00:35
It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance
I just don't want to never have done that - The Faculty 00:04
I just don't want to never have done that
So aliens have just been setting us up over the years - The Faculty 00:14
So aliens have just been setting us up over the years
In Body Snatchers humans became emotionless - The Faculty 00:14
In Body Snatchers humans became emotionless
Everybody's been acting really strange especially the faculty - The Faculty 00:19
Everybody's been acting really strange especially the...
It must really blow being you You have no idea - The Faculty 00:05
It must really blow being you You have no idea
Stan ls this gonna be on the test This is the test - The Faculty 00:06
Stan ls this gonna be on the test This is the test
Casey Why me first - The Faculty 00:07
Casey Why me first
So if anybody finds us in here - The Faculty 00:10
So if anybody finds us in here
Now you Delilah - The Faculty 00:14
Now you Delilah
Laughing Continues ls she always this much fun man - The Faculty 00:07
Laughing Continues ls she always this much fun man
Delilah What are we gonna do with the police not being an option - The Faculty 00:10
Delilah What are we gonna do with the police not being an...
Stokely I always thought the only alien in this high school was me - The Faculty 00:05
Stokely I always thought the only alien in this high school...
You're not buying this are you No I'm not - The Faculty 00:08
You're not buying this are you No I'm not
I'm not an alien I'm discontent - The Faculty 00:05
I'm not an alien I'm discontent
Delilah Your fan club's here again - The Faculty 00:06
Delilah Your fan club's here again
You ran into me beast - The Faculty 00:04
You ran into me beast
Man get a fucking eye dog - The Faculty 00:08
Man get a fucking eye dog
If you were going to take over the world - The Faculty 00:10
If you were going to take over the world
Come on guys Uh This is nuts - The Faculty 00:15
Come on guys Uh This is nuts
Take this Now Marybeth - The Faculty 00:18
Take this Now Marybeth
Take this Now Marybeth - The Faculty 00:14
Take this Now Marybeth
Came here and met you - The Faculty 00:05
Came here and met you
Do you even know where she is - The Faculty 00:04
Do you even know where she is
I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better - The Faculty 00:05
I'm saving my sick days for when I feel better
Hello sweetie pie - The Faculty 00:34
Hello sweetie pie
What's wrong Are we sure - The Faculty 00:30
What's wrong Are we sure
I've taken your shit for too fucking long - The Faculty 00:04
I've taken your shit for too fucking long
This is where I get my equipment - The Faculty 00:09
This is where I get my equipment
You can be such a What - The Faculty 00:27
You can be such a What
You're not really into sports - The Faculty 00:13
You're not really into sports
Don't you want that Casey - The Faculty 00:17
Don't you want that Casey
Casey when did you become Sigourney Weaver Wha - The Faculty 00:06
Casey when did you become Sigourney Weaver Wha
This is usually the point where somebody says Let's get the fuck outta here - The Faculty 00:04
This is usually the point where somebody says Let's get the...
I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - The Faculty 00:09
I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose
Maybe it's from your planet - The Faculty 00:13
Maybe it's from your planet
We think aliens are taking over the school - The Faculty 00:16
We think aliens are taking over the school
You don't know what's happening - The Faculty 00:17
You don't know what's happening
Should've known that crazy bitch was one of them - The Faculty 00:17
Should've known that crazy bitch was one of them
You're in my way - The Faculty 00:23
You're in my way
It is so much better - The Faculty 00:33
It is so much better
This will be over quite quickly - The Faculty 00:18
This will be over quite quickly
That's not correct Zeke - The Faculty 00:56
That's not correct Zeke
I always wanted to do that - The Faculty 00:12
I always wanted to do that
I don't know man - The Faculty 00:46
I don't know man
Doesn't even look like me - The Faculty 00:46
Doesn't even look like me
It's too damn hot - The Faculty 02:19
It's too damn hot
Is this gonna be on the test - The Faculty 00:16
Is this gonna be on the test
It's your birthright man - The Faculty 00:16
It's your birthright man
Things sure have changed - The Faculty 00:12
Things sure have changed
What do you want me to say - The Faculty 01:53
What do you want me to say
I really love what you've done with your nose ring - The Faculty 00:26
I really love what you've done with your nose ring
We can help you belong - The Faculty 01:30
We can help you belong
There's not enough drugs in this world - The Faculty 00:15
There's not enough drugs in this world
Just doin' my part for the deconstruction of America - The Faculty 00:18
Just doin' my part for the deconstruction of America
That's called a gun - The Faculty 00:11
That's called a gun
The only person in this school who's an alien is you - The Faculty 00:18
The only person in this school who's an alien is you
Sometimes she can be a real bitch - The Faculty 00:19
Sometimes she can be a real bitch
Guaranteed to jack you up - The Faculty 00:12
Guaranteed to jack you up
Answer me something - The Faculty 00:26
Answer me something
I just don't want to never have done that - The Faculty 00:15
I just don't want to never have done that
I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times - The Faculty 00:20
I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many...
Aliens have taken over the fucking school - The Faculty 00:15
Aliens have taken over the fucking school
I say we go for the coach - The Faculty 00:46
I say we go for the coach
I always thought the only alien in this high school was me - The Faculty 00:19
I always thought the only alien in this high school was me
You have no idea - The Faculty 00:16
You have no idea
It must really blow being you - The Faculty 00:16
It must really blow being you
What happens at the end of all those stories - The Faculty 01:22
What happens at the end of all those stories
If anyone finds us in here - The Faculty 00:29
If anyone finds us in here
I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found friend - The Faculty 01:15
I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found...
I'm not an alien - The Faculty 00:10
I'm not an alien
Network or local - The Faculty 00:15
Network or local
You were right about me - The Faculty 00:36
You were right about me
And I'm Portuguese - The Faculty 00:11
And I'm Portuguese
I'm pretty alien myself today - The Faculty 00:13
I'm pretty alien myself today
If you were going to take over the world - The Faculty 00:34
If you were going to take over the world
You're too tense - The Faculty 02:31
You're too tense
You cannot conduct personal business on school property - The Faculty 02:31
You cannot conduct personal business on school property
Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up - The Faculty 00:30
Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up
Invasion of the Body Snatchers - The Faculty 00:56
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Especially the faculty - The Faculty 00:56
Especially the faculty
Tell me about it - The Faculty 00:56
Tell me about it
You ran into me - The Faculty 00:10
You ran into me
Get a fucking eye dog - The Faculty 00:22
Get a fucking eye dog
They are still  breathing - The Faculty 00:29
They are still breathing
Why are you hanging around - The Faculty 00:41
Why are you hanging around
What are we going to do with the police not being an option - The Faculty 00:34
What are we going to do with the police not being an option
You're not buying this - The Faculty 00:16
You're not buying this
I'm saving my sick days till when I'm feeling better - The Faculty 00:18
I'm saving my sick days till when I'm feeling better
What are you looking for - The Faculty 01:10
What are you looking for
You're takin' it - The Faculty 00:35
You're takin' it
This is where I get my equipment - The Faculty 00:29
This is where I get my equipment
You can be such a - The Faculty 00:43
You can be such a
Let's get the fuck outta here - The Faculty 00:28
Let's get the fuck outta here
I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased - The Faculty 00:25
I don't think that a person should run unless he's being...
You're out of your fucking mind - The Faculty 00:47
You're out of your fucking mind
Aliens are taking over the earth - The Faculty 00:26
Aliens are taking over the earth

Cast

Delilah Profitt - Jordana Brewster
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell - Clea DuVall
Marybeth Louise Hutchinson - Laura Harris
Zeke Tyler - Josh Hartnett
Stan Rosado - Shawn Hatosy
Nurse Rosa Harper - Salma Hayek
Miss Elizabeth Burke - Famke Janssen
Mrs. Karen Olson - Piper Laurie
Mr. Frank Connor - Christopher McDonald
Principal Valerie Drake - Bebe Neuwirth
Coach Joe Willis - Robert Patrick
Gabe Santora - Usher
Prof. Edward Furlong - Jon Stewart
Mr. John Tate - Daniel von Bargen
Casey Connor - Elijah Wood
F'%# You Boy - Jon Abrahams
F'%# You Girl - Summer Phoenix
Mrs. Jessica Brummel - Susan Willis
Eddie 'Meat' McIvey - Pete Janssen
Tattoo Girl - Tina Rodriguez
F'%# Up #1 - Danny Masterson
F'%# Up #2 - Wiley Wiggins
Mr. Knowles - Harry Jay Knowles
Mr. Lewis - Louis Black
Freshman #1 - Eric Jungmann
Freshman #2 - Chris Viteychuk
P.E. Teacher - Jim Johnston
Casey's Mom - Libby Villari
Officer #1 - Duane Martin
Officer #2 - Katherine Willis
Hornet Mascot - Mike Lutz
Brun Coach - Douglas Aarniokoski
High School Student - Quin Arbeitman
News Camera Man - Michael Bliss
Drayne - Peter Butler
Student - Mardi DeLong
High School Student - James Douglas
Football Fan - R.C. Keene
Tatooed Pierced Girl #2 - Dannie Helen Loraine Knowles
Football Fan - Jarrell Jay Knowles
Biology Student - Jason May
Student - Ray Melendez
Student - Rana Morrison
Cool Kid - Matthew Nicklaw
Football Fan - Rick Olmos
Football Fan - Steven Phillips
Hornet Football Player - Brad Schreiber
Student - Bobby Shue
School Office Clerk - Cassandra L. Small
Football Game Attendee - Tony Tamayo
Student - Damian Tamburro
Geek - Eric Vespe
Olive Vest Front Row Fan - Mark Edward Walters
Student - Heath Young