Coach, I've been thinking ahead, and I've decided to quit the team and concentrate on my...

Stan: Coach, I've been thinking ahead, and I've decided to quit the team and concentrate on my academics. Coach Willis: Okay. Stan we'll miss you. Stan: That's it? Coach Willis: What do you want me to say? My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play in front of the county in the only team in the district that can kick our ass tells me he doesn't want to play. You seem to be going through some life defining turning point and I'm not going to stand in the way of the human condition. You do what you have to do. Stan: Thanks for not reading me, Coach. Coach Willis: What kind of human being would I be if I did that?

and concentrate on my academics. Okay. Stan, we'll miss you. That's it? Well, what do you want me to say? My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play Brun County, the only team in the district that can kick our ass, and tells me he doesn't want to play. There's something up with that. You seem to be going through some life-defining turning point, and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the human condition. You do what you have to do. Thanks for not reaming me, Coach. What kind of human being would I be if I did that? [ Hooting ] Hey, give me that back. Hey, yo, piss wad, you're in my way. I'm sorry. I was breathing here. Yeah, that's the problem. You're occupying my air, you anal probe. Hey. Yo, Stan. Tomorrow night, right? That's right. We'll kill them! We draw blood! Yeah! - It must really blow being you. - You have no idea.