Zeke, you cannot conduct personal business on school property. Well, Miss Burke, we have a...
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Miss Burke:
Zeke, you cannot conduct personal business on school property.
[Zeke sits down on his car]
Zeke:
Well, Miss Burke, we have a problem because I'm sitting on my car and that's my property.
Miss Burke:
Well I've had complaints from several students that you've sold them mind-altering substances. Now do you wanna talk to me about it, or take it up with Principal Drake?
Zeke:
You're too tense, Miss Burke. But I've got just the thing for ya.
Miss Burke:
You know, Zeke, I am the authority figure here, it's time you realized that.
Zeke:
Helps relief from blockage caused by dietary stress: Chocolate flavored laxatives.
Miss Burke:
You know Zeke, if you applied just 5 percent of that intellect to your studies...
Zeke:
Not a chocolate lover, huh?
Miss Burke:
...you could've made up your finals last summer and you wouldn't have had to repeat your senior year.
Zeke:
Not a chocolate lover, huh? How about this: Condoms. Magnum Sized. And they're cherry flavored. C'mon... they're on me.
Miss Burke:
That's so rude.
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Zeke you cannot conduct personal business on school property
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Well Miss Burke we have a problem
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because I'm sitting on my car and that's my property
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Well um I've had complaints from several students
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that you've sold them mind altering substances
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You want to tell me about it or take it up with Principal Drake
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You're too tense Miss Burke but I've got just the thing for you
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You know Zeke I'm the authority figure here It's time you realized that
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For gentle relief of blockage caused by dietary stress
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Chocolate flavored laxatives You know
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if you applied just five percent
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 164
Timestamp in movie: 00h 28m 16s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: horror, mystery, sci-fi
Summary: When Casey Connor, Herrington High School's newspaper photographer, witnesses the murder of a nurse and sees her alive again, he decides to investigate the bizarre happenings.
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Actors
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00:35 Where are you gonna go huh
00:24 Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes different...
00:05 Casey Things sure have changed haven't they
00:06 Over lntercom Would Miss Drake please report
00:05 I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose
00:35 What happens at the end of these stories Stokely
00:04 Mrs Brummel what the fuck Please
00:29 I say we go for the coach
00:04 Aliens are taking over the fucking school
00:04 You know Casey I think you've been racked into the...
00:17 Answer me something Marybeth
00:04 It's called a gun man
00:04 No fucking way