I cannot stop thinking about this Goddamned book. You're welcome. However, we do need...

Augustus Waters: [on the phone] I cannot stop thinking about this Goddamned book. Hazel Grace Lancaster: You're welcome. Augustus Waters: However, we do need closure, don't you think? Hazel Grace Lancaster: That is exactly what I was asking Van Houten for in my letters. Augustus Waters: But he never responded. Hazel Grace Lancaster: Nope. Augustus Waters: [inhales theatrically] "Dear Mr. Waters. I write to thank you for your electronic correspondence. I am grateful to anyone that sets aside time to read my book." Hazel Grace Lancaster: [sits up excitedly] Augustus? Augustus Waters: Yes? Hazel Grace Lancaster: What are you doing? Augustus Waters: I may have found Van Houten's assistant. E-mailed her. Hazel Grace Lancaster: Augustus! Augustus Waters: She may have forwarded that e-mail onto Van Houten. Shall I continue? Hazel Grace Lancaster: Oh my God, yeah, go go go! Augustus Waters: "I am particularly indebted to you, sir." Hazel Grace, he just called me "sir." Hazel Grace Lancaster: Augustus, keep reading! Keep reading! Augustus Waters: "... both for your kind words about "An Imperial Affliction" and for taking the time to tell me that the book, and here I quote you directly, 'meant a great deal' to you and your friend Hazel Grace'." Hazel Grace Lancaster: [screams excitedly] You did not! No, you did not, you did not, you did not! Augustus Waters: Of course I did. "To answer your question: No, I have not written anything else, nor will I. I do not feel like continuing to share my thoughts with readers would benefit either them or me. However, thank you for your generous e-mail. Yours most sincerely, Peter Van Houten." So yeah, that just happened. Hazel Grace Lancaster: Oh my God! Augustus Waters: I've been trying to tell you, I'm kind of awesome.