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HelloAre you Monica's motherI am Hello ma'amUh your daughter she's done a great injusticeSo we've come here seeking revengeYou see we may not look like muchbut between the three of us we have five

The Fault in Our Stars

That was the stupidest speech I've ever... That actually worked?

The Fault in Our Stars • 2014

Augustus Waters:
Hello, are you Monica's mother?Monica's Mom:I am...Augustus Waters:Hello, ma'am. Your daughter, she's done a great injustice, so we've come here seeking revenge. You see, we may not look like much, but between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs, but we also have two dozen eggs, so if I were you, I would go back inside.Isaac:Did... That actually worked?Augustus Waters:Yep.Isaac:That was the stupidest speech I've ever... That actually worked?

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Hello

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Are you Monica's mother

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I am Hello ma'am

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Uh your daughter she's done a great injustice

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So we've come here seeking revenge

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You see we may not look like much

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but between the three of us we have five legs

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four eyes and two and a half working pairs of lungs

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but we also have two dozen eggs

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So if if I were you I would go back inside

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It it actually worked Yep

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That was the stupidest speech I've ever

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That actually worked

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مرحبا هل أنت أم مونيكا

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أجل

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مرحبا يا سيدتي

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لقد ارتكبت ابنتك ظلما كبيرا

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لذلك جئنا لننتقم

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قد لا يبدو علينا أننا خطرون

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لكن فيما بيننا نملك خمسة سيقان وأربع أعين

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وزوجين ونصفا من الرئات الصالحة

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لكن لدينا أيضا دزينتين من البيض

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لذا لو كنت مكانك لعدت إلى الداخل

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هل نجح ذلك يا صاح أجل

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كان هذا أغبى خطاب أسمعه هل نجح

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হ য ল আপন ক মন ক র ম

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হ য হ য ল ম য ম

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আপন র ম য় একট ব শ ল অব চ র কর ছ

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ত ই আমর এস ছ প রত শ ধ ন ত

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আম দ র দ খ ত মন ক ছ মন হব ন হয়ত

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ক ন ত আম দ র ত নজন র আছ প চট প চ রট চ খ

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আর আড় ইখ ন কর মক ষম ফ সফ স

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স থ দ ই ডজন ড মও আছ

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ক জ ই ভ ল চ ইল ভ তর য ন

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ম ম ক জ হয় ছ জ ব হ য

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ওট আম র শ ন সবচ য় ফ লত বক ত ত আসল ই ওট ক জ কর ছ

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ন ও ধর

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Здравейте вие ли сте майката на Моника

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Да

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Здравейте госпожо

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Дъщеря ви постъпи много нечестно

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И ние дойдохме да си отмъстим

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Може да не изглеждаме много страшни

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но общо тримата имаме пет крака четири очи

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и два и половина здрави дроба

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А освен това имаме две дузини яйца

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На ваше място бих се прибрал

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Пич тя върза ли се Да

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Най тъпата ми реч досега Тя наистина ли се върза

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你好你是莫妮卡的妈妈

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是的

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你好女士

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你女儿做了不义之事

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所以我们来报复

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虽然我们看起来不怎么样

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但我们三人有五条腿四只眼睛

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和2 5副可运作的肺脏

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而且还有两打的蛋

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如果我是你我会回到屋里

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老兄这样真的有用吗是的

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那是我听过最蠢的话真的管用

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Dobar dan Vi ste Monicina majka

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Jesam

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Dobar dan gospođo Vaša kći je nanijela veliku nepravdu

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Došli smo joj se osvetiti

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Ne izgledamo naročito

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ali nas troje zajedno imamo pet nogu četiri oka

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i dva i pol para zdravih pluća

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Ali imamo i dva tuceta jaja

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pa bih se na vašem mjestu radije vratio u kuću

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Stari stvarno je upalilo Da

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Gluplji govor nikad nisam Stvarno je upalilo

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Dobrý den Vy jste Moničina matka

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Ano

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Dobrý den

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Vaše dcera někomu velice ublížila

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Tak jsme se přišli pomstít

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Možná na to nevypadáme

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ale dohromady máme pět nohou čtyři oči

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a dva a půl páru funkčních plic

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Máme ale taky dva tucty vajec

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takže být vámi šel bych radši zpátky dovnitř

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Kámo to fakt zabralo Jo

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To byla ta nejpitomější řeč jakou jsem kdy slyšel A ono to zabralo

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Goddag Er du Monicas mor

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Ja

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Goddag Din datter har gjort min ven uret

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Så vi søger hævn

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Vi syner ikke af meget

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men tilsammen har vi fem ben fire øjne

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og to et halvt par lunger

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Men vi har også to bakker æg

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så hvis jeg var dig ville jeg gå ind igen

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Virkede det Jep

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Det var den dummeste tale nogensinde Og den virkede

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Hallo Bent u Monica's moeder

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Ja

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Hallo mevrouw Uw dochter heeft iets misdaan

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En wij komen wraak nemen

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We maken misschien geen indruk

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maar samen hebben we vijf benen vier ogen en vijf werkende longen

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En we hebben ook twee dozijn eieren

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dus als ik u was ging ik naar binnen

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Gast is het gelukt

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Zo'n stomme speech is het echt gelukt

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Hei Oletteko Monican äiti Olen

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Päivää Tyttärenne on tehnyt väärin

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Me tulimme kostamaan

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Emme ehkä näytä uhkaavilta

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mutta meillä on viisi jalkaa neljä silmää

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ja kahdet ja puolet toimivat keuhkot

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Lisäksi meillä on pari tusinaa munia

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joten teinä palaisin sisälle

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Toimiko se Kyllä

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Typerin puhe ikinä Toimiko se

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Ole hyvä Hetkinen

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Bonjour Êtes vous la mère de Monica

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Oui en effet

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Bonjour madame

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Votre fille a commis une injustice

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On est venus chercher vengeance

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On n'a pas l'air très menaçants

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mais à nous trois on a cinq jambes quatre yeux

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et deux paires de poumons et demi

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Mais on a aussi deux douzaines d'œufs

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Donc si j'étais vous je rentrerais

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Ça a marché Ouais

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C'est la niaiserie la plus Ça marche

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Sind Sie Monicas Mutter

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Ja

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Hallo Ma'am

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Ihre Tochter hat ein großes Unrecht getan

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Und wir sind auf Rache aus

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Wir machen vielleicht nicht viel her

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Zu dritt haben wir fünf Beine vier Augen

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und zweieinhalb funktionierende Lungen

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Aber wir haben auch zwei Dutzend Eier

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Ich an Ihrer Stelle würde also wieder ins Haus gehen

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Das hat funktioniert

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So eine dämliche Ansprache und es hat funktioniert

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Hier bitte Warte

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Είστε η μητέρα της Μόνικα Ναι

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Γεια σας Η κόρη σας διέπραξε μια μεγάλη αδικία

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Ήρθαμε να πάρουμε εκδίκηση

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Ίσως δε σας γεμίζουμε το μάτι

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αλλά οι τρεις μαζί έχουμε πέντε πόδια τέσσερα μάτια

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και δυόμισι ζευγάρια πνευμόνια

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Αλλά έχουμε και δυο ντουζίνες αβγά

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οπότε στη θέση σας θα έμπαινα μέσα στο σπίτι

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Φίλε έπιασε Ναι

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Ήταν ο πιο χαζός λόγος που Αλήθεια έπιασε

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Ορίστε Στάσου

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שלום את אמא של מוניקה

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נכון

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שלום גברתי

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הבת שלך עשתה עוול גדול

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אז באנו הנה לנקום בה

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אולי אנחנו לא נראים מי יודע מה

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אבל לשלושתנו יחד יש חמש רגליים ארבע עיניים

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ושניים וחצי זוגות של ריאות מתפקדות

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אבל יש לנו גם יותר מעשרים ביצים

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אז אני במקומך הייתי נכנס חזרה הביתה

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אחי זה עבד כן

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זה היה הנאום הכי מטומטם שאי פעם וזה עבד

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नमस त आप म न क क म त ज ह

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ह ह

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ह ल म हतरम

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आपक ब ट न बह त न इ स फ क ह

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इसल ए हम बदल ल न आए ह

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भल ह हम पहलव न न द खत ह

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पर हम त न क म ल कर हम र प स प च ट ग च र आ ख

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और अढ ई ज ड स वस थ फ फड ह

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और हम र प स द दर जन अ ड भ ह

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अगर आपक जगह म ह त त उल ट प व अ दर ल ट ज त

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य र ब त बन गई ह

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इतन व ह य त भ षण पहल कभ नह स न उसस ब त बन गई

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Jó napot Ön Monica anyja

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Igen Üdvözlöm A lánya nagyon csúnya dolgot csinált

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És eljöttünk bosszút állni érte Nem vagyunk túl félelmetesek

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és összesen csak 5 lábunk 4 szemünk és 2 és fél működő tüdőnk van

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de van nálunk két tucat tojás

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úgyhogy szerintem jobb ha visszamegy a házba

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Bement Igen Működött ez az idióta szöveg Komolyan

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Tessék lőszer Pillanat

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Ert þú mamma Monicu

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Já

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Komdu sæl Dóttir þín var mjög ósanngjörn

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Svo við komum til að hefna

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Við erum kannski ekki ógnandi að sjá

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en til samans höfum við fimm fætur fjögur augu

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og tvö og hálf lungu sem virka

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En við erum líka með tylft af eggjum

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svo ég myndi fara aftur inn í þínum sporum

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Virkaði þetta maður Já

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Ég hef ekki heyrt asnalegri ræðu Virkaði hún

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Halo Kau ibu Monica

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Benar

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Halo Nyonya

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Putrimu bersikap tidak adil

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Maka kami kemari untuk membalas dendam

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Mungkin kami tidak menyeramkan

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tapi antara kami bertiga kami punya lima kaki empat mata

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dan dua setengah paru paru yang berfungsi baik

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Tapi kami juga punya dua lusin telur

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maka sebaiknya Nyonya kembali ke dalam

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Apakah berhasil Ya

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Itu pidato terbodoh yang pernah aku Sungguh berhasil

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Salve Lei è la madre di Monica

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Sì

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Salve signora

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Sua figlia si è comportata male

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E siamo qui per vendicarci

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Forse non sembriamo pericolosi

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ma in tre abbiamo cinque gambe quattro occhi

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e due paia e mezzo di polmoni funzionanti

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Abbiamo anche due dozzine di uova

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quindi fossi in lei tornerei dentro

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Ha funzionato Sì

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Mai sentito discorso più stupido Ha funzionato

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Forza Aspetta

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どうもモニカの母親ですか

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そうよこんにちは奥さん

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娘さんが過ちを犯したので復讐しに来ました

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人数は少なく見えても

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俺らには５本の脚と４つの目それに２つ半の動く肺がある

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卵もまだ２ダースあるもし俺なら家に戻ります

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居なくなったのか

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聞いた事ないバカ台詞なのに

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안녕하세요 모니카 어머니세요

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그래

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안녕하세요

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따님이 너무 밥맛없이 굴어서

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복수하러 왔어요

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저희가 비록

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셋이 다 합쳐도 다리는 5개 눈은 4개

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쓸만한 폐는 2개 반뿐이지만

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우리한텐 계란이 24개나 있거든요

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그러니까 저라면 안으로 들어가겠어요

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야 먹혔냐 응

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그런 바보 같은 소리가 먹혔단 말야

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여기

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Hello Puan ialah ibu Monica

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Ya

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Hello puan

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Anak puan telah berlaku kejam

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Jadi kami datang untuk membalas dendam

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Kami mungkin kelihatan serba kekurangan

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tapi kami bertiga ada lima kaki empat mata

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dan dua setengah pasang paru paru

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Tapi kami juga ada dua dozen telur

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jika saya jadi puan saya akan masuk semula ke dalam

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Ia berkesan Ya

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Itulah ucapan yang amat bodoh tapi ia berkesan

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Nah Tunggu dulu

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Hallo Er du Monicas mor

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Ja

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Hallo frue

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Datteren din har gjort noe fryktelig galt

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Så vi har kommet hit for å ta hevn

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Vi ser ikke imponerende ut

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men til sammen har vi fem bein fire øyne

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og to og et halvt fungerende par lunger

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Men vi har også to dusin egg

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så var jeg deg ville jeg gå inn igjen

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Jøss fungerte den Jepp

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Det var den dummeste talen jeg har Fungerte den

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Jest pani mamą Moniki

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Tak

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Dzień dobry

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Postąpiła niegodnie

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i przyszliśmy się zemścić

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Może nie wyglądamy

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ale w sumie mamy 5 nóg czworo oczu

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i 2 5 sprawnego zestawu płuc

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I dwa tuziny jajek

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więc na pani miejscu bym się schował

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Podziałało

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W życiu nie słyszałem takich głupot

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A senhora é a mãe da Mônica

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Sou

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Olá

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Sua filha foi injusta

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Então viemos nos vingar

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Podemos não parecer grande coisa

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mas somando os três temos cinco pernas quatro olhos

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e dois pares e meio de pulmões

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Mas também temos 24 ovos

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então se eu fosse a senhora voltaria para dentro

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Não é que deu certo

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Foi o discurso mais idiotal que Deu certo

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Mais um Espere

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Здрасьте Вы мама Моники

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Да

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Здравствуйте мэм

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Ваша дочь сотворила великую несправедливость

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Поэтому мы пришли отомстить

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Может мы выглядим безобидно

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но у нас на троих пять ног четыре глаза

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и две с половиной пары лёгких

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Но ещё у нас есть две дюжины яиц

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и на вашем месте я бы зашёл в дом

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Это подействовало Да

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Глупее речи не слышал Сработало

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Dobar dan Jeste li vi Monikina majka

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Jesam

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Zdravo gospođo

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Vaša ćerka je učinila veliku nepravdu

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Pa smo došli da se osvetimo

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Mi možda izgledamo bezazleno

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ali nas troje ukupno imamo pet nogu četiri oka

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i dva i po para pluća koja su u funkciji

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Takođe imamo i dva tuceta jaja

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pa bih se ja na vašem mestu vratio nazad u kuću

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Brate to je upalilo Da

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To je najgluplji govor koji sam ikada To ti je upalilo

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Zdravím Ste Monikina mama

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Som

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Dobrý deň

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Vaša dcéra urobila niečo veľmi neférové

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Prišli sme sa pomstiť

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Nevyzeráme nič moc

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máme 5 nôh štyri oči a dva a pol

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funkčných pľúc

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Ale máme aj dva tucty vajec

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tak sa radšej vráťte dnu

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To fakt zabralo Áno

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Nič hlúpejšie som nepočul Fakt to zabralo

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Tu Počkaj

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Zdravo Ste vi Monicina mama Sem

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Pozdravljeni gospa Vaša hči je storila veliko krivico

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Prišli smo se maščevat Morda nismo videti nevarni

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Skupaj imamo pet nog štiri oči in dvoje zdravih pljuč in pol

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a imamo tudi dva ducata jajc

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Na vašem mestu bi se vrnil v hišo

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Stari je res uspelo Ja Najbolj neumen govor

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Hola Usted es la madre de Monica

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Sí Hola señora

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Su hija cometió una gran injusticia

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Así que vinimos a vengarnos

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No nos vemos muy intimidantes entre los tres tenemos

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cinco piernas cuatro ojos y dos pares y medio de pulmones

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pero tenemos dos docenas de huevos

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así que si yo fuera usted volvería adentro

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Amigo funcionó Sí

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Es el discurso más En serio funcionó

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Aquí tienes Espera

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Hej Är du Monicas mamma

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Ja

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Hej

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Din dotter har varit elak

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Vi vill hämnas

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Vi kanske ser ofarliga ut

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men tillsammans har vi fem ben fyra ögon

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och två och en halv par lungor

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Vi har även två dussin ägg

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så om jag vore som du skulle jag gå in igen

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Funkade det Ja

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Det var det dummaste tal Funkade det

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ฮ ลโหล ค ณเป นแม ของโมน กาใช ม ยคร บ

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ใช

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สว สด คร บค ณนาย

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ล กสาวของค ณทำส งท ไม ย ต ธรรมอย างย ง

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เราจ งมาแก แค น

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ถ งเราจะด ไม น ากล วอะไร

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แต ระหว างเรา ม ห าขา ส ตา

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ปอดท ทำงานได สองค คร ง

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แต เราย งม ไข สองโหล

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และถ าผมเป นค ณ ผมจะกล บเข าไปข างในบ าน

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เพ อน ม นได ผลใช ม ย ใช

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น นเป นคำพ ดท ง เง าท ส ดท เคย แต ม นได ผลใช ม ย

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น เลย เด ยวก อน

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Merhaba Siz Monica'nn annesi misiniz

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Evet

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Merhaba efendim

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Kznz bir konuda çok ayp etti

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Biz de intikam almaya geldik

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Çelimsiz bir ekibe benziyor olabiliriz

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ama toplasan beş bacağmz dört gözümüz

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ve iki buçuk akciğerimiz var

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Ayrca iki düzine yumurtamz var

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Bu yüzden yerinizde olsam içeri dönerdim

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Kanka işe yarad m yoksa Evet

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Duyduğum en aptalca konuşmayd İşe yaradğna şaştm

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Добридень Ви мама Моніки

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Так

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Добридень мем

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Ваша донька вчинила велику несправедливість

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Тому ми прийшли сюди помститися

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Розумієте може ми не дуже загрозливі

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але в нас на трьох є п'ять ніг чотири ока

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і дві з половиною пари робочих легень

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А ще в нас є два десятки яєць

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тому на вашому місці я б сховався у будинку

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Чуваче у нас що реально вийшло Так

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Це була найдурніша промова яку я Реально вийшло

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Тримай Зажди

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Xin chào Bác là mẹ của Monica phải không

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Đúng thế

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Xin chào bác

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Con gái bác cô ta đã làm một chuyện rất bất công

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Thế nên bọn cháu đến đây để tìm cách báo thù

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Bọn cháu có thể không đáng kể lắm

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nhưng trong 3 đứa bọn cháu chỉ có 5 chân 4 mắt

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và 2 cặp rưỡi lá phổi còn hoạt động

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Nhưng bọn cháu cũng còn hai tá trứng

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nên nếu cháu là bác cháu sẽ quay vào trong nhà

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Bồ tèo vậy mà cũng hiệu quả à Ừ

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Đó là bài diễn thuyết ngu nhất tớ từng nghe Vậy mà hiệu quả à

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Đây này Khoan đã

Available in 35 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

882

Timestamp in Movie

01:28:38

Uploaded

Mar 06, 2026

Genres

Production

TSG Entertainment,Fox 2000 Pictures,Temple Hill Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Two teenage cancer patients begin a life-affirming journey to visit a reclusive author in Amsterdam.

Actors

Augustus Waters

Monica's Mom

Isaac

Hazel

Shailene Woodley