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The Fault in Our Stars

What's going on, guys? Tell her, Gus. I wanted to attendmy own funeral. I mean, I'm...

What's going on, guys? Tell her, Gus. I wanted to attendmy own funeral. I mean, I'm hopeful that I'll be able toattend as a ghost, but... However, just in casethat doesn't work out, I decided to planthis pre-funeral. Ready?

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What's going on guys
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Tell her Gus
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I wanted to attend my own funeral
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I mean I'm hopeful
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that I'll be able to attend as a ghost but
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However just in case that doesn't work out
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I decided to plan this pre funeral
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Ready
Available in 35 languages
Duration
22 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
01:40:09
Uploaded
Feb 08, 2026
Genres
drama, romance
Production
TSG Entertainment,Fox 2000 Pictures,Temple Hill Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Two teenage cancer patients begin a life-affirming journey to visit a reclusive author in Amsterdam.
Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a bitch... - The Fault in Our Stars 00:48
Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a bitch...
Then having made my point, I'll probably put the robot eyes on, 'cause, you know, come on, they're robot eyes. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:23
Then having made my point, I'll probably put the robot...
To the right a little bit. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:11
To the right a little bit.
HelloMy name is Hazel Grace Lancasterand Augustus Waterswas the star crossed love of my lifeOurs was an epic love storyand I probably won't be able to getmore than a sentence out without disappearinginto a puddle of tearsLike all real love storiesours - The Fault in Our Stars 02:51
HelloMy name is Hazel Grace Lancasterand Augustus Waterswas...
Hazel I know Gus is sick but you got to take care of yourself - The Fault in Our Stars 00:07
Hazel I know Gus is sick but you got to take care of...
But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am......for our little infinity. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:14
But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I...
You gave me a forever......within the numbered days, and for that, I am... - The Fault in Our Stars 00:14
You gave me a forever......within the numbered days, and for...
HAZEL' Hello? - The Fault in Our Stars 00:19
HAZEL' Hello?
It was unbearableThe whole thingEvery second worse than the lastOne of the first things they ask you in the E Ris to write your pain on a scale from one to tenI've been asked this question hundreds of timesand I remember oncewhen I couldn't catch my - The Fault in Our Stars 01:09
It was unbearableThe whole thingEvery second worse than the...
Not that it really matters, but I was his girlfriend. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:06
Not that it really matters, but I was his girlfriend.
There's a beautiful quote in Gus's home that reads, "If you want the rainbow, you have to deal with the rain." - The Fault in Our Stars 00:09
There's a beautiful quote in Gus's home that...
Even in his last few days, um... - The Fault in Our Stars 00:44
Even in his last few days, um...
Funerals I'd decided are not for the deadThey're for the living - The Fault in Our Stars 00:10
Funerals I'd decided are not for the deadThey're...
I'm so, so sorry. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:08
I'm so, so sorry.
It was a privilege, though, wasn't it? - The Fault in Our Stars 00:08
It was a privilege, though, wasn't it?
Hazel? There's a friend here to see you. Do you know if it hurt or whatever? Apparently, he was stru - The Fault in Our Stars 00:43
Hazel? There's a friend here to see you. Do you know if...
Did you get that letter from your author friend? - The Fault in Our Stars 00:27
Did you get that letter from your author friend?
Mr Van HoutenI'm a good person but a shitty writerYou're a shitty person but a good writerI think we'd make a good teamI don't want to ask you for any favorsbut if you have the timeand from what I saw you have plentyplease fix this for meIt's a eulogy for - The Fault in Our Stars 02:21
Mr Van HoutenI'm a good person but a shitty...
She asked me to write one, and I'm trying. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:37
She asked me to write one, and I'm trying.
She was in the ICU, and I snuck in for ten minutes, and I sat with her before I got caught. - The Fault in Our Stars 00:27
She was in the ICU, and I snuck in for ten minutes, and I...