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The Festival

Great, so I've got a tattoo,a nipple piercing and I'm no closer to finding Smurf Girl

Great, so I've got a tattoo,
a nipple piercing and I'm no closer to finding Smurf Girl

Full Transcript

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Great, so I've got a tattoo, a nipple piercing
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and I'm no closer to finding Smurf Girl.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:16
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, music, romance
Production
Fudge Park Productions,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

After Nick's girlfriend dumps him, his best mate Shane has the perfect antidote to his break-up blues: three days at an epic music festival.
- Did I do all this? - You and that bright blue mentalist. - The Festival 00:04
- Did I do all this? - You and that bright blue mentalist.
The two of you came running through here at 5am, - The Festival 00:08
The two of you came running through here at 5am,
- Yeah, that was pretty obvious. - And Gordy's missing. - The Festival 00:04
- Yeah, that was pretty obvious. - And Gordy's missing.
Did you fucking steal Gordy? Cos I swear to God, if you stole Gordy... - The Festival 00:04
Did you fucking steal Gordy? Cos I swear to God, if you stol...
I know that an apology probably isn't enough, but I... I brought back your leg. - The Festival 00:05
I know that an apology probably isn't enough, but I... ...
I woke up this morning and she was gone. I don't remember her name or anything - The Festival 00:07
I woke up this morning and she was gone. I don't rememb...
You've trashed our campsite - The Festival 00:10
You've trashed our campsite
A whole meal's worth of Chaffney - The Festival 00:05
A whole meal's worth of Chaffney
So far I've had rejection letters from Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, Morrisons, - The Festival 00:08
So far I've had rejection letters from Tesco, Sainsbury...
I should have accepted some people aren't meant to be happy - The Festival 00:06
I should have accepted some people aren't meant to be h...
- I see those blue guys all the time. - What? - The Festival 00:04
- I see those blue guys all the time. - What?
There's a group of girls dressed as Minions, - The Festival 00:06
There's a group of girls dressed as Minions,
That's really bad. I'm so sorry. Just really quickly, I'm looking for a Smurf. - The Festival 00:05
That's really bad. I'm so sorry. Just really quick...
I am trying to track her down and she doesn't know about it - The Festival 00:06
I am trying to track her down and she doesn't know abou...
This is a hen party and what the bride wants, the bride gets. - The Festival 00:04
This is a hen party and what the bride wants, the bride gets...
If you want her number, then you two need to do us a little striptease. - The Festival 00:05
If you want her number, then you two need to do us a little ...
Do you really want to see me naked? I mean, even I don't wanna see me naked. - The Festival 00:04
Do you really want to see me naked? I mean, even I don'...
We just have to do a quick striptease and then I get her number. Job done. - The Festival 00:04
We just have to do a quick striptease and then I get her num...
You once told me that a true friend - The Festival 00:05
You once told me that a true friend
I am just asking you to ex-pose a body, your body, while I also expose mine. - The Festival 00:05
I am just asking you to ex-pose a body, your body, while I a...