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What's the plan? - I don't wanna brag
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The Festival

What's the plan?- I don't wanna brag, but I'm something of an expertwhen it comes to...

What's the plan?
- I don't wanna brag, but I'm something of an expert
when it comes to missing persons

Full Transcript

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- What's the plan? - I don't wanna brag,
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but I'm something of an expert when it comes to missing persons.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:54
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, music, romance
Production
Fudge Park Productions,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

After Nick's girlfriend dumps him, his best mate Shane has the perfect antidote to his break-up blues: three days at an epic music festival.
Now, Nick, I know this is a tough time for you, - The Festival 00:05
Now, Nick, I know this is a tough time for you,
- What does she look like? - Blonde, I think. - The Festival 00:04
- What does she look like? - Blonde, I think.
In cases like this, it's almost always a jilted lover or a work colleague. - The Festival 00:05
In cases like this, it's almost always a jilted lover o...
Oi. I said if I caught you nicking again, I'd pierce your little arseholes closed. - The Festival 00:06
Oi. I said if I caught you nicking again, I'd pierce yo...
Did she say anything about where she was going, where she's camping, her name? - The Festival 00:04
Did she say anything about where she was going, where she�...
In all my years - three years I've been tattooing - no one's ever said that to me. - The Festival 00:06
In all my years - three years I've been tattooing - no ...
I would never pierce anyone who was not in the right frame of mind, all right? - The Festival 00:05
I would never pierce anyone who was not in the right frame o...
If Nick already had the piercing, then why would he come here? - The Festival 00:05
If Nick already had the piercing, then why would he come her...
- Because I did his tattoo. - Oh, right. - The Festival 00:04
- Because I did his tattoo. - Oh, right.
It says, "My name's not Lick." - The Festival 00:04
It says, "My name's not Lick."
Great, so I've got a tattoo, a nipple piercing - The Festival 00:05
Great, so I've got a tattoo, a nipple piercing
- Did I do all this? - You and that bright blue mentalist. - The Festival 00:04
- Did I do all this? - You and that bright blue mentalist.
The two of you came running through here at 5am, - The Festival 00:08
The two of you came running through here at 5am,
- Yeah, that was pretty obvious. - And Gordy's missing. - The Festival 00:04
- Yeah, that was pretty obvious. - And Gordy's missing.
Did you fucking steal Gordy? Cos I swear to God, if you stole Gordy... - The Festival 00:04
Did you fucking steal Gordy? Cos I swear to God, if you stol...
I know that an apology probably isn't enough, but I... I brought back your leg. - The Festival 00:05
I know that an apology probably isn't enough, but I... ...
I woke up this morning and she was gone. I don't remember her name or anything - The Festival 00:07
I woke up this morning and she was gone. I don't rememb...
You've trashed our campsite - The Festival 00:10
You've trashed our campsite
A whole meal's worth of Chaffney - The Festival 00:05
A whole meal's worth of Chaffney
So far I've had rejection letters from Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, Morrisons, - The Festival 00:08
So far I've had rejection letters from Tesco, Sainsbury...