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Why do people always assume we're going to eat them?
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Why do people always assumewe're going to eat them?

Why do people always assume
we're going to eat them?

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Why do people always assume we're going to eat them?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:38
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, music, romance
Production
Fudge Park Productions,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

After Nick's girlfriend dumps him, his best mate Shane has the perfect antidote to his break-up blues: three days at an epic music festival.
We're Druids, - The Festival 00:05
We're Druids,
I'm Brother Julian, High Priest of this sect. - The Festival 00:04
I'm Brother Julian, High Priest of this sect.
We thought you might be a couple of those Wiccan pricks. - The Festival 00:04
We thought you might be a couple of those Wiccan pricks.
As father of the groom, it's my duty to invite you to join in our festivities. - The Festival 00:05
As father of the groom, it's my duty to invite you to j...
- There's a hog roast. - That could actually be great. - The Festival 00:04
- There's a hog roast. - That could actually be great.
- You're a Smurf. - Yeah, hen do. We've all come as Smurfs. - The Festival 00:04
- You're a Smurf. - Yeah, hen do. We've all come a...
Don't bother. I've got all the MDMA, so it's actually worked out really well. - The Festival 00:05
Don't bother. I've got all the MDMA, so it's ...
- I'm... full. - Full? - The Festival 00:04
- I'm... full. - Full?
That's exactly why this stuff was invented. Come on. It'll be fun. - The Festival 00:05
That's exactly why this stuff was invented. Come on. It...
My girlfriend's had them tested. There's no cement mix in these ones. - The Festival 00:05
My girlfriend's had them tested. There's no cement...
I'm not gonna imagine my dick's a sausage and start trying to fry it, am I? - The Festival 00:04
I'm not gonna imagine my dick's a sausage and star...
A wedding is the most incredible day of any Druid's life. - The Festival 00:04
A wedding is the most incredible day of any Druid's lif...
You know, I am so glad that you're enjoying yourselves. - The Festival 00:04
You know, I am so glad that you're enjoying yourselves.
Oh, I don't know. I think they just find our customs a bit odd and confusing. - The Festival 00:06
Oh, I don't know. I think they just find our customs a ...
And there is nothing wrong with being a little bit different. - The Festival 00:05
And there is nothing wrong with being a little bit different...
TurboChair, Telephone Telephone, Hammerhead... - The Festival 00:04
TurboChair, Telephone Telephone, Hammerhead...
Yeah? Well, if you like, you can take these wristbands - The Festival 00:07
Yeah? Well, if you like, you can take these wristbands
Yes. It's the most cherished part of the marriage ritual. - The Festival 00:04
Yes. It's the most cherished part of the marriage ritua...
Brothers and Sisters, - The Festival 00:13
Brothers and Sisters,
I've heard about this sort of thing. I think they're gonna sacrifice the goat. - The Festival 00:04
I've heard about this sort of thing. I think they'...