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The Festival

You're just a heartless monster

You're just a heartless monster

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You're just a heartless monster.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:09
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, music, romance
Production
Fudge Park Productions,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

After Nick's girlfriend dumps him, his best mate Shane has the perfect antidote to his break-up blues: three days at an epic music festival.
That's not true. I didn't mean that, Caitlin. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - The Festival 00:04
That's not true. I didn't mean that, Caitlin. I�...
Right. What you gonna do instead? Stay here and eat more chicken? - The Festival 00:04
Right. What you gonna do instead? Stay here and eat more chi...
When you break up with a long-term partner, - The Festival 00:05
When you break up with a long-term partner,
Right, here are three very good reasons why you're coming. - The Festival 00:05
Right, here are three very good reasons why you're comi...
Two: I'm not going to the festival on my own like some friendless weirdo. - The Festival 00:04
Two: I'm not going to the festival on my own like some ...
And three: what's this? - The Festival 00:04
And three: what's this?
Dude there are a hundred thousand people there - The Festival 00:07
Dude there are a hundred thousand people there
Erm, DJ Hammerhead is not a twat in a mask. - The Festival 00:04
Erm, DJ Hammerhead is not a twat in a mask.
I mean, he wears a mask, but he's not a twat. - The Festival 00:17
I mean, he wears a mask, but he's not a twat.
♪ Well, it's the same room but everything's different - The Festival 00:19
♪ Well, it's the same room but everything's differ...
- ♪ Wash over me - Robin. - The Festival 00:04
- ♪ Wash over me - Robin.
There's nothing like a dose of Crowded House - The Festival 00:06
There's nothing like a dose of Crowded House
You know, the boatman's hood? What we call the boatman's hood. - The Festival 00:04
You know, the boatman's hood? What we call the boatman&...
- Pretty sure no-one calls it that. - The golden rule of festivals - The Festival 00:08
- Pretty sure no-one calls it that. - The golden rule of fes...
Once at a festival in Denmark, - The Festival 00:05
Once at a festival in Denmark,
He got septicaemia, - The Festival 00:06
He got septicaemia,
Imagine that, just this bloody stump where your... willy used to be. - The Festival 00:05
Imagine that, just this bloody stump where your... willy use...
♪ Whenever I fall - The Festival 00:27
♪ Whenever I fall
Seven years ago, nearly didn't make it because I lost my ticket, - The Festival 00:09
Seven years ago, nearly didn't make it because I lost m...
Anyway, according to my mum, my first words as a baby were "Serena Williams", - The Festival 00:08
Anyway, according to my mum, my first words as a baby were &...