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DOG BARKS AND SNARLS Carlos! SNARLSOh, fuck! Jesus! Agh! Carlos! Hey! Hey, man. Don't...

DOG BARKS AND SNARLS Carlos! SNARLS
Oh, fuck! Jesus! Agh! Carlos! Hey! Hey, man. Don't panic.
He don't bite. He is literally biting me right now. He's mouthing, not biting. Teeth are in the mouth.
Mouthing with teeth is biting. Come on, don't be such a pussy. HE SPEAKS SPANISH/CLAPS HANDS HE GROANS
It's just a scratch. You never play anyway.
Come on, let's go

Full Transcript

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DOG BARKS AND SNARLS
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Carlos!
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SNARLS Oh, fuck!
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Jesus! Agh! Carlos!
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Hey! Hey, man. Don't panic. He don't bite.
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He is literally biting me right now.
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He's mouthing, not biting.
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Teeth are in the mouth. Mouthing with teeth is biting.
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Come on, don't be such a pussy.
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HE SPEAKS SPANISH/CLAPS HANDS
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HE GROANS It's just a scratch.
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You never play anyway. Come on, let's go.
Duration
31 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:13
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
BBC Studios,Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

The misadventures of three young football players at a fictional Premier League club.
S01 • E01 Oh, I'd better go and deal with this. - The First Team 00:08
Oh, I'd better go and deal with this.
S01 • E03 These are weird, aren't they? - The First Team 00:25
These are weird, aren't they?
S01 • E04 THUD Shit. - The First Team 00:06
THUD Shit.
S01 • E04 That's just someone else's garden over there. - The First Team 00:17
That's just someone else's garden over there.
S01 • E06 Hi, Janey. Off out? - The First Team 00:39
Hi, Janey. Off out?
S01 • E04 You not finished yet? - The First Team 00:32
You not finished yet?
S01 • E04 Yeah. Clean as a whistle. - The First Team 00:06
Yeah. Clean as a whistle.
S01 • E04 I've never felt less relaxed in my entire life. - The First Team 00:21
I've never felt less relaxed in my entire life.
S01 • E02 MAN GROANS - The First Team 00:19
MAN GROANS
S01 • E02 Waste my time again and I'll destroy your balls with a hammer! - The First Team 00:04
Waste my time again and I'll destroy your balls with a ...
S01 • E02 Sorry. - The First Team 00:05
Sorry.
S01 • E01 You were still shit. - The First Team 00:11
You were still shit.
S01 • E01 Oh, my gosh. Look, look, look. - The First Team 00:30
Oh, my gosh. Look, look, look.
S01 • E01 That's exactly what I was worried about. Come on. - The First Team 00:20
That's exactly what I was worried about. Come on.
S01 • E01 OK, well, probably haven't got that many followers anyway. - The First Team 00:12
OK, well, probably haven't got that many followers anyw...
S01 • E01 You just move in? - The First Team 00:04
You just move in?
S01 • E01 Oh, shit. I'd best text the landlord. - The First Team 00:10
Oh, shit. I'd best text the landlord.
S01 • E02 If this is where Carlos hangs out, I'm not surprised he's got no mates. - The First Team 00:46
If this is where Carlos hangs out, I'm not surprised he...
S01 • E04 Who's from there again? Your grandfather. - The First Team 00:07
Who's from there again? Your grandfather.
S01 • E05 Folks, thanks for coming. - The First Team 00:42
Folks, thanks for coming.