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I've never felt less relaxedin my entire life. Instead of sorting out this Ghanashit, I'm...

I've never felt less relaxed
in my entire life. Instead of sorting out this Ghana
shit, I'm trapped in a very nice
pool. Guyana. And we're not trapped. You tell Petey we're leaving, then. Obviously, I'm not gonna do that. Right. Come over here and dry off. I've got some surprises for you. I hope the surprise is
we can go home. It feels like we're under
house arrest

Full Transcript

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I've never felt less relaxed in my entire life.
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Instead of sorting out this Ghana shit, I'm trapped in a very nice pool.
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Guyana. And we're not trapped.
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You tell Petey we're leaving, then.
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Obviously, I'm not gonna do that.
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Right. Come over here and dry off.
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I've got some surprises for you.
00:00:17.999 --> 00:00:18.092
I hope the surprise is we can go home.
00:00:18.092 --> 00:00:20.076
It feels like we're under house arrest.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:34
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
BBC Studios,Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

The misadventures of three young football players at a fictional Premier League club.
S01 • E02 MAN GROANS - The First Team 00:19
MAN GROANS
S01 • E02 Waste my time again and I'll destroy your balls with a hammer! - The First Team 00:04
Waste my time again and I'll destroy your balls with a ...
S01 • E02 Sorry. - The First Team 00:05
Sorry.
S01 • E01 You were still shit. - The First Team 00:11
You were still shit.
S01 • E01 Oh, my gosh. Look, look, look. - The First Team 00:30
Oh, my gosh. Look, look, look.
S01 • E01 That's exactly what I was worried about. Come on. - The First Team 00:20
That's exactly what I was worried about. Come on.
S01 • E01 OK, well, probably haven't got that many followers anyway. - The First Team 00:12
OK, well, probably haven't got that many followers anyw...
S01 • E01 You just move in? - The First Team 00:04
You just move in?
S01 • E01 Oh, shit. I'd best text the landlord. - The First Team 00:10
Oh, shit. I'd best text the landlord.
S01 • E02 If this is where Carlos hangs out, I'm not surprised he's got no mates. - The First Team 00:46
If this is where Carlos hangs out, I'm not surprised he...
S01 • E04 Who's from there again? Your grandfather. - The First Team 00:07
Who's from there again? Your grandfather.
S01 • E05 Folks, thanks for coming. - The First Team 00:42
Folks, thanks for coming.
S01 • E04 Oh, God, they're still there. - The First Team 00:26
Oh, God, they're still there.
S01 • E01 Can you see what Cesare's doing? - The First Team 00:11
Can you see what Cesare's doing?
S01 • E03 Petey. Fuck off. - The First Team 00:57
Petey. Fuck off.
S01 • E04 Benji can't come out to play, because it's past his bedtime. - The First Team 00:19
Benji can't come out to play, because it's past hi...
S01 • E06 Oh. Nice bow. - The First Team 00:05
Oh. Nice bow.
S01 • E06 Is it soft, yeah? - The First Team 00:42
Is it soft, yeah?
S01 • E06 Obviously, we're all delighted - The First Team 00:53
Obviously, we're all delighted
S01 • E03 He's not here. - The First Team 00:51
He's not here.