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Self-taught. Nothing calms me down like a good strumming session.
Petey. Speak of the devil. Was just talking
about fingering you. Ha-ha, shut up. Disgusting. Babes, these are a few
of the young lads from work. Hello, boys. I'm Janey. Hello. Nice to meet you.
Good afternoon. I thought I'd invite them over,
show 'em first hand what talent, a massive knob and the mental
strength of a suicide bomber
can get you in life. All right, well, have fun.
Where's the dog? Winston! Winston, get here! Aw, that's sweet. He's snuck
into one of our training vests. That's not sweet. I put him in that. The sports science lot wanted
to monitor my daily routine, check I'm not slacking
when everyone is away. Winston's putting a few
extra miles on the clock. Make sure he does at least 5K, babe.
The fat twat. Don't. You'll hurt his feelings. Come on, Winston
Petey. Speak of the devil. Was just talking
about fingering you. Ha-ha, shut up. Disgusting. Babes, these are a few
of the young lads from work. Hello, boys. I'm Janey. Hello. Nice to meet you.
Good afternoon. I thought I'd invite them over,
show 'em first hand what talent, a massive knob and the mental
strength of a suicide bomber
can get you in life. All right, well, have fun.
Where's the dog? Winston! Winston, get here! Aw, that's sweet. He's snuck
into one of our training vests. That's not sweet. I put him in that. The sports science lot wanted
to monitor my daily routine, check I'm not slacking
when everyone is away. Winston's putting a few
extra miles on the clock. Make sure he does at least 5K, babe.
The fat twat. Don't. You'll hurt his feelings. Come on, Winston
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Self-taught.
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Nothing calms me down
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like a good strumming session.
Petey.
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Speak of the devil. Was just talking
about fingering you.
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Ha-ha, shut up. Disgusting.
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Babes, these are a few
of the young lads from work.
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Hello, boys. I'm Janey.
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Hello.
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Nice to meet you.
Good afternoon.
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I thought I'd invite them over,
show 'em first hand what talent,
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a massive knob and the mental
strength of a suicide bomber
can get you in life.
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All right, well, have fun.
Where's the dog?
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Winston!
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Winston, get here!
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Aw, that's sweet. He's snuck
into one of our training vests.
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That's not sweet. I put him in that.
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The sports science lot wanted
to monitor my daily routine,
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check I'm not slacking
when everyone is away.
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Winston's putting a few
extra miles on the clock.
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Make sure he does at least 5K, babe.
The fat twat.
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Don't. You'll hurt his feelings.
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Come on, Winston.
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Movie Summary
The misadventures of three young football players at a fictional Premier League club.