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The First Temptation of Christ

Every time you don't knowthe answer to something, you make something upto pretend you know...

Every time you don't know
the answer to something, you make something up
to pretend you know it all

Full Transcript

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Every time you don't know the answer to something,
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you make something up to pretend you know it all.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:24
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
Is a leaf floating down a river, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Is a leaf floating down a river,
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers.
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus?
I'm afraid of failing, of being misinterpreted. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
I'm afraid of failing, of being misinterpreted.
People are gullible. They'll literally believe in anything. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
People are gullible. They'll literally believe in anyth...
I think this opportunity won't come knocking again, man. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I think this opportunity won't come knocking again, man...
Did you realize you'll be father and son at the same time? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Did you realize you'll be father and son at the same ti...
- That shit's dope, bro. - Don't mind him. He's long gone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- That shit's dope, bro. - Don't mind him. He'...
I'll name this painting "The Baptism of God's New Son." - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'll name this painting "The Baptism of God's...
I told them you're wild. You're a naughty Capricorn. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
I told them you're wild. You're a naughty Capricor...
The Three Wise Men helped me. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
The Three Wise Men helped me.
And you're absolutely right, no one can choose your path. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
And you're absolutely right, no one can choose your pat...
Do the stand-up bit about me telling Abraham to kill his son again. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Do the stand-up bit about me telling Abraham to kill his son...
I'll do it! On my way here, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
I'll do it! On my way here,
He didn't write it. You're stealing someone's joke! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
He didn't write it. You're stealing someone's...
- What's up? - You're late. I'm God's son now. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- What's up? - You're late. I'm God's so...
It was so easy to tempt you back in the desert, Jesus. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
It was so easy to tempt you back in the desert, Jesus.
I can't believe you were someone else this whole time. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I can't believe you were someone else this whole time.
I thought it was real, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I thought it was real,
Wow, I like this power! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Wow, I like this power!