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The First Temptation of Christ

?? God is very good ♪ ♪ He created the world in seven days ♪ ♪ And sometime after that ♪ ♪...

�� God is very good ♪ ♪ He created the world in seven days ♪ ♪ And sometime after that ♪ ♪ He drowned his kids ♪ ♪ He created Adam and Eve
Who had sex with each other ♪ ♪ If there was only one family
How are we even here? ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Let us not dwell on the details
We must have faith ♪ ♪ God is almighty
He doesn't make a lot of sense ♪ ♪ Jesus Christ, his firstborn
He is so exciting ♪ ♪ In the heat of the desert
I saw the size of his... power ♪ - So beautiful!
- Bravo!

Full Transcript

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♪ God is very good ♪
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♪ He created the world in seven days ♪
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♪ And sometime after that ♪
00:00:07.674 --> 00:00:09.884
♪ He drowned his kids ♪
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♪ He created Adam and Eve Who had sex with each other ♪
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♪ If there was only one family How are we even here? ♪
00:00:19.602 --> 00:00:20.437
♪ Hey! ♪
00:00:20.052 --> 00:00:25.001
♪ Let us not dwell on the details We must have faith ♪
00:00:25.483 --> 00:00:29.863
♪ God is almighty He doesn't make a lot of sense ♪
00:00:30.447 --> 00:00:34.868
♪ Jesus Christ, his firstborn He is so exciting ♪
00:00:35.285 --> 00:00:39.539
♪ In the heat of the desert I saw the size of his... power ♪
00:00:39.622 --> 00:00:41.416
- So beautiful! - Bravo!
Duration
41 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:33
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling.
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am.
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold.
She's just praising how religious we are. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
She's just praising how religious we are.
- Which one is it? - She's just a person - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
- Which one is it? - She's just a person
- Thelminha, come here... - Sparkling wine! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Thelminha, come here... - Sparkling wine!
Apples straight from our backyard to the potato salad. It's delicious! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Apples straight from our backyard to the potato salad. It�...
Guess what? The surprise is a walnut cake - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Guess what? The surprise is a walnut cake
Jeez, Aunt Lupita is on borrowed time in this world. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Jeez, Aunt Lupita is on borrowed time in this world.
Guys, I didn't bring a gift, but I can give a one-hour gift card. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Guys, I didn't bring a gift, but I can give a one-hour ...
- Aren't you Melchior's guest? - Yes, Melchior. I wonder... - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Aren't you Melchior's guest? - Yes, Melchior. I ...
If he's not there in the bushes. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
If he's not there in the bushes.
- No one left the house. - I think I'll take a look anyway. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- No one left the house. - I think I'll take a look any...
I'll build us a hotel by the beach. You'll have your own business. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'll build us a hotel by the beach. You'll have yo...
He was exhausted. But I'll let him know you came by. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
He was exhausted. But I'll let him know you came by.
Those 40 days in the desert were entrancing. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Those 40 days in the desert were entrancing.
He did a lot of things he didn't even know he could. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
He did a lot of things he didn't even know he could.
This is the real Proud Mary, the one who steps on the serpent's head. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
This is the real Proud Mary, the one who steps on the serpen...
- It's not begging, it's volunteering. - I'll tell you what. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- It's not begging, it's volunteering. - I'll...
I'll get into that room, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:09
I'll get into that room,