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The First Temptation of Christ

Hold on.- "They're not to fly!" - Mary, please!- Have you lost your sense of humor?

Hold on.
- "They're not to fly!" - Mary, please!
- Have you lost your sense of humor?

Full Transcript

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- Hold on. - "They're not to fly!"
00:00:03.586 --> 00:00:06.063
- Mary, please! - Have you lost your sense of humor?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:39
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
Okay. Hey, look! Is your stand-up act over? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Okay. Hey, look! Is your stand-up act over?
- J said everyone would be sleeping. - Do I sing again? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- J said everyone would be sleeping. - Do I sing again?
You monster, you didn't tell me! I didn't buy you a gift! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
You monster, you didn't tell me! I didn't buy you ...
- Your hair's all messed up. - He's something else. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Your hair's all messed up. - He's something else...
How was I supposed to know you were spending 40 days out there? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
How was I supposed to know you were spending 40 days out the...
You're right, I'm sorry. I loved the party you threw me. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
You're right, I'm sorry. I loved the party you thr...
- How are you? - I'm fine. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- How are you? - I'm fine.
- But why did you shave your chest? - It's... Well, it's for swimming. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- But why did you shave your chest? - It's... Well, it&...
The son I've loved and cared for for 30 years now. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
The son I've loved and cared for for 30 years now.
Oh, we got the concept already. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Oh, we got the concept already.
♪ Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪ - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
♪ Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪
Give it to me. She's naive. She doesn't understand. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Give it to me. She's naive. She doesn't understand...
Relax, fill your heart with love, and get ready. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Relax, fill your heart with love, and get ready.
- Look, keep an open mind. - Keep an open mind. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Look, keep an open mind. - Keep an open mind.
You went through my things! Do I open your drawers? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
You went through my things! Do I open your drawers?
Can't I dream about a cousin? I have blood in my veins! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Can't I dream about a cousin? I have blood in my veins!
Honey, you know we love you a lot, right? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Honey, you know we love you a lot, right?
For this for 30 years, so... let me say it. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
For this for 30 years, so... let me say it.
Mom, just to be clear, Uncle Vitorio is God? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Mom, just to be clear, Uncle Vitorio is God?
What about Joseph? How are we related? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
What about Joseph? How are we related?