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The First Temptation of Christ

Honey, 30 years ago, Angel Gabriel said I would give birthto God's son, and I accepted

Honey, 30 years ago, Angel Gabriel said I would give birth
to God's son, and I accepted

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Honey, 30 years ago,
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Angel Gabriel said I would give birth to God's son, and I accepted.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:34
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
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Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
I mean, your adoptive father, Joseph, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
I mean, your adoptive father, Joseph,
Now I need you to spread the word. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Now I need you to spread the word.
Say it to one person, who will say it to another two, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Say it to one person, who will say it to another two,
Relax, son. Life has other plans for you. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Relax, son. Life has other plans for you.
I was in the desert doing exactly that, trying to get to know myself better. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I was in the desert doing exactly that, trying to get to kno...
Let's forget about juggling. Now you have superpowers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Let's forget about juggling. Now you have superpowers.
Nothing, just... See this? Huh? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Nothing, just... See this? Huh?
Joseph, calm down. What is this? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Joseph, calm down. What is this?
- Okay, but... - Now you can do anything. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Okay, but... - Now you can do anything.
I'm not sure I want new challenges, Mom. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'm not sure I want new challenges, Mom.
He doesn't have powers, talent, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
He doesn't have powers, talent,
He's not ashamed of being limited, but he allows me to be who I am. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
He's not ashamed of being limited, but he allows me to ...
Or was everything decided by those who didn't even check with me? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
Or was everything decided by those who didn't even chec...
I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus,
Let's go. Jesus wants to think about all this. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Let's go. Jesus wants to think about all this.
♪ God is very good ♪ - The First Temptation of Christ 00:41
♪ God is very good ♪
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling.
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am.
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold.
She's just praising how religious we are. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
She's just praising how religious we are.