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I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus
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The First Temptation of Christ

I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus, but your life has a greater purpose

I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus, but your life has a greater purpose

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I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus,
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but your life has a greater purpose.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:38
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
Let's go. Jesus wants to think about all this. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Let's go. Jesus wants to think about all this.
♪ God is very good ♪ - The First Temptation of Christ 00:41
♪ God is very good ♪
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling.
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am.
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold.
She's just praising how religious we are. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
She's just praising how religious we are.
- Which one is it? - She's just a person - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
- Which one is it? - She's just a person
- Thelminha, come here... - Sparkling wine! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Thelminha, come here... - Sparkling wine!
Apples straight from our backyard to the potato salad. It's delicious! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Apples straight from our backyard to the potato salad. It�...
Guess what? The surprise is a walnut cake - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Guess what? The surprise is a walnut cake
Jeez, Aunt Lupita is on borrowed time in this world. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Jeez, Aunt Lupita is on borrowed time in this world.
Guys, I didn't bring a gift, but I can give a one-hour gift card. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Guys, I didn't bring a gift, but I can give a one-hour ...
- Aren't you Melchior's guest? - Yes, Melchior. I wonder... - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Aren't you Melchior's guest? - Yes, Melchior. I ...
If he's not there in the bushes. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
If he's not there in the bushes.
- No one left the house. - I think I'll take a look anyway. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- No one left the house. - I think I'll take a look any...
I'll build us a hotel by the beach. You'll have your own business. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'll build us a hotel by the beach. You'll have yo...
He was exhausted. But I'll let him know you came by. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
He was exhausted. But I'll let him know you came by.
Those 40 days in the desert were entrancing. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Those 40 days in the desert were entrancing.
He did a lot of things he didn't even know he could. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
He did a lot of things he didn't even know he could.
This is the real Proud Mary, the one who steps on the serpent's head. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
This is the real Proud Mary, the one who steps on the serpen...