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The First Temptation of Christ

I'll get into that room, or your next volunteering jobwill be for an NGO, rescuing your...

I'll get into that room, or your next volunteering job
will be for an NGO, rescuing your rotten, half-eaten balls
from the bottom of the Dead Sea

Full Transcript

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I'll get into that room,
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or your next volunteering job will be for an NGO,
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rescuing your rotten, half-eaten balls from the bottom of the Dead Sea.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:40
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
He said he needed to think, to ease his mind, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
He said he needed to think, to ease his mind,
- What kind of tea? - I found it hidden in your kitchen. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- What kind of tea? - I found it hidden in your kitchen.
Jesus was thirsty, poor thing. He drank it all. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Jesus was thirsty, poor thing. He drank it all.
This tea didn't do the trick. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
This tea didn't do the trick.
- Life has other plans for you. - Your life has a greater purpose. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:25
- Life has other plans for you. - Your life has a greater pu...
I could eat some beans, if you have any. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I could eat some beans, if you have any.
Do you think I wanted to be here painted in blue, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Do you think I wanted to be here painted in blue,
- I'm not having fun either. - But why me? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- I'm not having fun either. - But why me?
Bottling up anger is like holding burning coal to throw at someone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Bottling up anger is like holding burning coal to throw at s...
Every time you don't know the answer to something, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
Every time you don't know the answer to something,
Is a leaf floating down a river, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Is a leaf floating down a river,
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers.
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus?
I'm afraid of failing, of being misinterpreted. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
I'm afraid of failing, of being misinterpreted.
People are gullible. They'll literally believe in anything. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
People are gullible. They'll literally believe in anyth...
I think this opportunity won't come knocking again, man. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I think this opportunity won't come knocking again, man...
Did you realize you'll be father and son at the same time? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Did you realize you'll be father and son at the same ti...
- That shit's dope, bro. - Don't mind him. He's long gone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- That shit's dope, bro. - Don't mind him. He'...
I'll name this painting "The Baptism of God's New Son." - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'll name this painting "The Baptism of God's...
I told them you're wild. You're a naughty Capricorn. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
I told them you're wild. You're a naughty Capricor...