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The First Temptation of Christ

Is a leaf floating down a river, with no water, no borders, just

is a leaf floating down a river, with no water, no borders, just

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is a leaf floating down a river,
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with no water, no borders, just...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:35
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers.
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus?
I'm afraid of failing, of being misinterpreted. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
I'm afraid of failing, of being misinterpreted.
People are gullible. They'll literally believe in anything. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
People are gullible. They'll literally believe in anyth...
I think this opportunity won't come knocking again, man. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I think this opportunity won't come knocking again, man...
Did you realize you'll be father and son at the same time? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Did you realize you'll be father and son at the same ti...
- That shit's dope, bro. - Don't mind him. He's long gone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- That shit's dope, bro. - Don't mind him. He'...
I'll name this painting "The Baptism of God's New Son." - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'll name this painting "The Baptism of God's...
I told them you're wild. You're a naughty Capricorn. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
I told them you're wild. You're a naughty Capricor...
The Three Wise Men helped me. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
The Three Wise Men helped me.
And you're absolutely right, no one can choose your path. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
And you're absolutely right, no one can choose your pat...
Do the stand-up bit about me telling Abraham to kill his son again. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Do the stand-up bit about me telling Abraham to kill his son...
I'll do it! On my way here, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
I'll do it! On my way here,
He didn't write it. You're stealing someone's joke! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
He didn't write it. You're stealing someone's...
- What's up? - You're late. I'm God's son now. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- What's up? - You're late. I'm God's so...
It was so easy to tempt you back in the desert, Jesus. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
It was so easy to tempt you back in the desert, Jesus.
I can't believe you were someone else this whole time. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I can't believe you were someone else this whole time.
I thought it was real, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I thought it was real,
Wow, I like this power! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Wow, I like this power!
- They could act in Cinderella. - My godfathers! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- They could act in Cinderella. - My godfathers!