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Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪
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The First Temptation of Christ

�� Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪ - Don't pour your drink!- That's not it!

�� Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪ - Don't pour your drink!
- That's not it!

Full Transcript

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♪ Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪
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- Don't pour your drink! - That's not it!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:19
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
Give it to me. She's naive. She doesn't understand. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Give it to me. She's naive. She doesn't understand...
Relax, fill your heart with love, and get ready. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Relax, fill your heart with love, and get ready.
- Look, keep an open mind. - Keep an open mind. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Look, keep an open mind. - Keep an open mind.
You went through my things! Do I open your drawers? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
You went through my things! Do I open your drawers?
Can't I dream about a cousin? I have blood in my veins! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Can't I dream about a cousin? I have blood in my veins!
Honey, you know we love you a lot, right? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Honey, you know we love you a lot, right?
For this for 30 years, so... let me say it. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
For this for 30 years, so... let me say it.
Mom, just to be clear, Uncle Vitorio is God? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Mom, just to be clear, Uncle Vitorio is God?
What about Joseph? How are we related? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
What about Joseph? How are we related?
- He's like a babysitter. - I'll throw a cabinet at him. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- He's like a babysitter. - I'll throw a cabinet a...
- Did you forget the... - What does he mean, Mary? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Did you forget the... - What does he mean, Mary?
- I... got inside her. - What did you say, fucker? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- I... got inside her. - What did you say, fucker?
Honey, 30 years ago, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
Honey, 30 years ago,
I mean, your adoptive father, Joseph, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
I mean, your adoptive father, Joseph,
Now I need you to spread the word. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Now I need you to spread the word.
Say it to one person, who will say it to another two, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Say it to one person, who will say it to another two,
Relax, son. Life has other plans for you. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Relax, son. Life has other plans for you.
I was in the desert doing exactly that, trying to get to know myself better. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I was in the desert doing exactly that, trying to get to kno...
Let's forget about juggling. Now you have superpowers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Let's forget about juggling. Now you have superpowers.
Nothing, just... See this? Huh? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Nothing, just... See this? Huh?