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The First Temptation of Christ

Until it reaches the right age and weight

Until it reaches the right age and weight

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Until it reaches the right age and weight.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:48
Uploaded
Jun 15, 2025
Genres
short, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
Then you slaughter it, cut its neck with an axe, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Then you slaughter it, cut its neck with an axe,
- Yeah, that's it. - Cut the neck? I'm not sure I follow. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Yeah, that's it. - Cut the neck? I'm not sure I ...
- Are you trying to kill me? - I don't think I'll survive this party. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Are you trying to kill me? - I don't think I'll ...
- Where's Jesus? - He spent 40 days in the desert, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Where's Jesus? - He spent 40 days in the desert,
I do. I'm just worried. I'm his father, Mary. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I do. I'm just worried. I'm his father, Mary.
Did you want me not to invite his father? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Did you want me not to invite his father?
- He said he wouldn't come, Joseph. - Wait. What? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- He said he wouldn't come, Joseph. - Wait. What?
- Thank you. You shouldn't have. - Really shouldn't. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Thank you. You shouldn't have. - Really shouldn'...
Aw! Look, Joseph! Didn't I tell you - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
Aw! Look, Joseph! Didn't I tell you
- Don't make a scene. - This is an invasion of privacy. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Don't make a scene. - This is an invasion of privacy.
The artist didn't have time to finish painting everyone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
The artist didn't have time to finish painting everyone...
I had a lot of things to do, Joseph. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I had a lot of things to do, Joseph.
- Hold on. - "They're not to fly!" - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
- Hold on. - "They're not to fly!"
Okay. Hey, look! Is your stand-up act over? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Okay. Hey, look! Is your stand-up act over?
- J said everyone would be sleeping. - Do I sing again? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- J said everyone would be sleeping. - Do I sing again?
You monster, you didn't tell me! I didn't buy you a gift! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
You monster, you didn't tell me! I didn't buy you ...
- Your hair's all messed up. - He's something else. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Your hair's all messed up. - He's something else...
How was I supposed to know you were spending 40 days out there? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
How was I supposed to know you were spending 40 days out the...
You're right, I'm sorry. I loved the party you threw me. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
You're right, I'm sorry. I loved the party you thr...
- How are you? - I'm fine. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- How are you? - I'm fine.