"The First Wives Club" quotes

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Reunited by the death of a college friend, three divorced women seek revenge on the husbands who left them for younger women.

Director: Hugh Wilson
Writer: Olivia Goldsmith, Robert Harling
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $105,489,203
Released: 20 Sep 1996
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 8 nominations total

73 Clips

Why don't you try these on in your size - The First Wives Club 00:06 Why don't you try these on in your size How drunk do you think Cynthia was - The First Wives Club 00:07 How drunk do you think Cynthia was The bulimia has paid off Don't start - The First Wives Club 00:05 The bulimia has paid off Don't start I'm in I'm really in - The First Wives Club 00:06 I'm in I'm really in We wanted to have a little - The First Wives Club 00:08 We wanted to have a little And I'm going to get you that coffee - The First Wives Club 00:07 And I'm going to get you that coffee Gunilla Garson Goldberg - The First Wives Club 00:08 Gunilla Garson Goldberg It's a boy I'm a lesbian mom - The First Wives Club 00:09 It's a boy I'm a lesbian mom This is restaurant quality - The First Wives Club 00:08 This is restaurant quality Spill Those lips what's in 'em - The First Wives Club 00:05 Spill Those lips what's in 'em You knew nothing when I met you - The First Wives Club 00:17 You knew nothing when I met you Plastic surgery is like good grooming - The First Wives Club 00:06 Plastic surgery is like good grooming You're married with a daughter You're happy Who needs self esteem - The First Wives Club 00:06 You're married with a daughter You're happy Who needs self... Don't embarrass you - The First Wives Club 01:11 Don't embarrass you I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like you - The First Wives Club 00:07 I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like you There's not one line on your face Really What do you call that - The First Wives Club 00:04 There's not one line on your face Really What do you call... It's a conspiracy - The First Wives Club 00:14 It's a conspiracy I'll  break  you - The First Wives Club 00:11 I'll break you If only she'd called me - The First Wives Club 00:06 If only she'd called me Princess Pelvis - The First Wives Club 00:04 Princess Pelvis I am so sorry about both of your marriages - The First Wives Club 00:25 I am so sorry about both of your marriages She looks wonderful Has she had any work done - The First Wives Club 00:07 She looks wonderful Has she had any work done I'm not Monique's Mother - The First Wives Club 00:19 I'm not Monique's Mother Any more collagen your lips will look like they were stuck in a pool drain - The First Wives Club 00:07 Any more collagen your lips will look like they were stuck... Elise Chris is in - The First Wives Club 00:25 Elise Chris is in Stand up and hit me - The First Wives Club 00:05 Stand up and hit me Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend - The First Wives Club 00:12 Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend She's incredible She helps Aaron with commitment issues - The First Wives Club 00:06 She's incredible She helps Aaron with commitment issues I'm saying this to you with love compassion - The First Wives Club 00:08 I'm saying this to you with love compassion You're lying through your caps - The First Wives Club 00:13 You're lying through your caps Fill 'em up - The First Wives Club 00:09 Fill 'em up Let's synchronize our watches - The First Wives Club 00:07 Let's synchronize our watches I gave him a career and he stole mine - The First Wives Club 00:04 I gave him a career and he stole mine Shelly has a new apartment that needs to be decorated - The First Wives Club 00:26 Shelly has a new apartment that needs to be decorated That's just like my Morty - The First Wives Club 00:21 That's just like my Morty When men No when women get to be a certain age - The First Wives Club 00:10 When men No when women get to be a certain age Doormat Lesbian - The First Wives Club 00:04 Doormat Lesbian What's the matter - The First Wives Club 00:06 What's the matter That is ridiculous - The First Wives Club 00:06 That is ridiculous I want a divorce - The First Wives Club 00:14 I want a divorce You are so cheerful - The First Wives Club 00:14 You are so cheerful One more facelift you'll be able to blink your lips - The First Wives Club 00:05 One more facelift you'll be able to blink your lips He starts working out - The First Wives Club 00:26 He starts working out Mom I'm a lesbian - The First Wives Club 00:13 Mom I'm a lesbian I wish I could have helped or been there in some way - The First Wives Club 00:24 I wish I could have helped or been there in some way I'm very sorry I ever met you - The First Wives Club 00:21 I'm very sorry I ever met you I gave him a career and he stole mine - The First Wives Club 00:08 I gave him a career and he stole mine See that's what I told him But he doesn't get it - The First Wives Club 00:11 See that's what I told him But he doesn't get it There are only three ages for women in Hollywood   Babe - The First Wives Club 00:08 There are only three ages for women in Hollywood Babe My beloved brother - The First Wives Club 00:14 My beloved brother Oh really Let's examine the evidence - The First Wives Club 00:14 Oh really Let's examine the evidence And you can be my Mom - The First Wives Club 00:09 And you can be my Mom Gunilla Garson Goldberg personally invited me to her society luncheon - The First Wives Club 00:09 Gunilla Garson Goldberg personally invited me to her society... I'm not happy Maurice I'm going to get you that coffee - The First Wives Club 00:07 I'm not happy Maurice I'm going to get you that coffee God poor Cynthia If only she had called me - The First Wives Club 00:08 God poor Cynthia If only she had called me This is delicious Usually I bring my own dressing - The First Wives Club 00:09 This is delicious Usually I bring my own dressing Come on it's the 90s - The First Wives Club 00:10 Come on it's the 90s Why don't you look in your purse Very funny - The First Wives Club 00:32 Why don't you look in your purse Very funny I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like you only me - The First Wives Club 00:06 I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like you... I'm not Monique's mother Angela Lansbury's Monique's mother - The First Wives Club 00:29 I'm not Monique's mother Angela Lansbury's Monique's mother Now Duarto I ask you who's this for An anorexic teen A fetus - The First Wives Club 00:17 Now Duarto I ask you who's this for An anorexic teen A fetus I'll sue you I'll break you - The First Wives Club 00:13 I'll sue you I'll break you There she is Princess Pelvis - The First Wives Club 00:04 There she is Princess Pelvis What's wrong - The First Wives Club 00:12 What's wrong What's the matter Morty Can't you buy her a whole dress - The First Wives Club 00:05 What's the matter Morty Can't you buy her a whole dress Come on it's the 90s - The First Wives Club 00:04 Come on it's the 90s I take that back Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend - The First Wives Club 00:13 I take that back Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend When you say lesbian Don't tell Daddy - The First Wives Club 00:10 When you say lesbian Don't tell Daddy Very sorry I ever met you Sorry I loved you for all those years - The First Wives Club 00:20 Very sorry I ever met you Sorry I loved you for all those... What's wrong - The First Wives Club 00:22 What's wrong Brenda Morty was a big shot on TV - The First Wives Club 00:26 Brenda Morty was a big shot on TV I speak for the entire family and your late father my beloved brother - The First Wives Club 00:14 I speak for the entire family and your late father my... You don't understand There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - The First Wives Club 00:10 You don't understand There are only three ages for women in...

Cast

Elise Elliot Atchison - Goldie Hawn
Brenda Morelli Cushman - Bette Midler
Annie MacDuggan Paradis - Diane Keaton
Gunilla Garson Goldberg - Maggie Smith
Shelly Stewart - Sarah Jessica Parker
Morton Cushman - Dan Hedaya
Cynthia Swann Griffin - Stockard Channing
Bill Atchison - Victor Garber
Aaron Paradis - Stephen Collins
Phoebe LaVelle - Elizabeth Berkley
Dr. Leslie Rosen - Marcia Gay Harden
Duarto Feliz - Bronson Pinchot
Chris Paradis - Jennifer Dundas
Catherine MacDuggan - Eileen Heckart
Uncle Carmine - Philip Bosco
Dr. Morris Packman - Rob Reiner
Gil Griffin - James Naughton
Jason Cushman - Ari Greenberg
Theresa - Aida Linares
Ivana Trump - Ivana Trump
Kathie Lee Gifford - Kathie Lee Gifford
Gloria Steinem - Gloria Steinem
Edward I. Koch (as Edward I. Koch) - Ed Koch
Elise's Fan (as Lea De Laria) - Lea DeLaria
Jilted Lover - Debra Monk
Chris' Friend - Jennfer Lam
Auctioneer - Christopher Burge
Mr. Christian - Stephen Pearlman
Miss Sullivan - J. Smith-Cameron
Man in Bed - Walter Bobbie
Woman in Bed - Kate Burton
Mark Loest - Gregg Edelman
Eric Loest - Mark Nelson
Mohammed - Harsh Nayyar
Newscaster - Sue Simmons
Brett Artounian - Timothy Olyphant
Maurice - Edward Hibbert
Hostess - Teresa DePriest
Federal Marshal - J.K. Simmons
Federal Marshal - Stephen Mendillo
Karen - Robin Morse
Broadway Director - Peter Frechette
The Cantor - Mark Perman
Contractor - Armand Dahan
Young Brenda - Michele Brilliant
Young Elise (as Dina Spybey) - Dina Spybey-Waters
Young Annie - Adria Tennor
Youth Cynthia (as Juliehera DeStefano) - Juliehera Destefano
Exercising Woman - Marla Sucharetza
'A Certain Age' Cast Member - Paul Hecht
'A Certain Age' Cast Member - Anne Shropshire
'A Certain Age' Cast Member - Chelsea Altman
'A Certain Age' Cast Member - Eric Martin Brown
Dancer - Nancy Ticotin
Dancer - Roxane Barlow
Dancer - Amy Heggins
Elise's Lover (scenes deleted) - Jon Stewart
Security Guard - Richard Council
Auditioning Actress - Deanna Dys
Man Yelling 'Author' - Jeff Eigen
Cameo Appearance - Olivia Goldsmith
Bike Rider - Mark Robert Gordon
Burnisher - Robert Ierardi
Dancer at Wives Club - Mizan Kirby
Gil Griffin's New Wife - Heather Locklear
Party Guest - John Romano
Dancer - Bonnie Rose
Event Photographer - Andrew D. Schwartz
Graduating Student - Matilda Szydagis
Commercial Director - Hugh Wilson