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"The First Wives Club" quotes

The First Wives Club poster
Reunited by the death of a college friend, three divorced women seek revenge on the husbands who left them for younger women.

Director: Hugh Wilson
Writer: Olivia Goldsmith, Robert Harling
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $105,489,203
Released: 20 Sep 1996
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 8 nominations total

58 video clips

Ivana TrumpBrenda Morelli CushmanElise Elliot AtchisonUncle CarmineJilted LoverAnnie Macduggan ParadisChris ParadisDr. Morris PackmanAaron ParadisShelly StewartGunilla Garson GoldbergMauricePhoebe LavelleCatherine Macduggan
You don't understand There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - The First Wives Club 00:10 You don't understand There are only three ages for... I speak for the entire family and your late father my beloved brother - The First Wives Club 00:14 I speak for the entire family and your late father my... Brenda Morty was a big shot on TV - The First Wives Club 00:26 Brenda Morty was a big shot on TV What's wrong - The First Wives Club 00:22 What's wrong Very sorry I ever met you Sorry I loved you for all those years - The First Wives Club 00:20 Very sorry I ever met you Sorry I loved you for all those... When you say lesbian Don't tell Daddy - The First Wives Club 00:10 When you say lesbian Don't tell Daddy I take that back Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend - The First Wives Club 00:13 I take that back Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend Come on it's the 90s - The First Wives Club 00:04 Come on it's the 90s What's the matter Morty Can't you buy her a whole dress - The First Wives Club 00:05 What's the matter Morty Can't you buy her a whole... What's wrong - The First Wives Club 00:12 What's wrong There she is Princess Pelvis - The First Wives Club 00:04 There she is Princess Pelvis I'll sue you I'll break you - The First Wives Club 00:13 I'll sue you I'll break you Now Duarto I ask you who's this for An anorexic teen A fetus - The First Wives Club 00:17 Now Duarto I ask you who's this for An anorexic teen A... I'm not Monique's mother Angela Lansbury's Monique's mother - The First Wives Club 00:29 I'm not Monique's mother Angela Lansbury's... I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like you only me - The First Wives Club 00:06 I've seen all your movies and I want to be just like... Why don't you look in your purse Very funny - The First Wives Club 00:32 Why don't you look in your purse Very funny Come on it's the 90s - The First Wives Club 00:10 Come on it's the 90s This is delicious Usually I bring my own dressing - The First Wives Club 00:09 This is delicious Usually I bring my own dressing God poor Cynthia If only she had called me - The First Wives Club 00:08 God poor Cynthia If only she had called me I'm not happy Maurice I'm going to get you that coffee - The First Wives Club 00:07 I'm not happy Maurice I'm going to get you that... Gunilla Garson Goldberg personally invited me to her society luncheon - The First Wives Club 00:09 Gunilla Garson Goldberg personally invited me to her society... And you can be my Mom - The First Wives Club 00:09 And you can be my Mom Oh really Let's examine the evidence - The First Wives Club 00:14 Oh really Let's examine the evidence See that's what I told him But he doesn't get it - The First Wives Club 00:11 See that's what I told him But he doesn't get it I gave him a career and he stole mine - The First Wives Club 00:08 I gave him a career and he stole mine I wish I could have helped or been there in some way - The First Wives Club 00:24 I wish I could have helped or been there in some way One more facelift you'll be able to blink your lips - The First Wives Club 00:05 One more facelift you'll be able to blink your lips You are so cheerful - The First Wives Club 00:14 You are so cheerful I want a divorce - The First Wives Club 00:14 I want a divorce That is ridiculous - The First Wives Club 00:06 That is ridiculous Doormat Lesbian - The First Wives Club 00:04 Doormat Lesbian When men No when women get to be a certain age - The First Wives Club 00:10 When men No when women get to be a certain age Shelly has a new apartment that needs to be decorated - The First Wives Club 00:26 Shelly has a new apartment that needs to be decorated Fill 'em up - The First Wives Club 00:09 Fill 'em up You're lying through your caps - The First Wives Club 00:13 You're lying through your caps I'm saying this to you with love compassion - The First Wives Club 00:08 I'm saying this to you with love compassion She's incredible She helps Aaron with commitment issues - The First Wives Club 00:06 She's incredible She helps Aaron with commitment issues Stand up and hit me - The First Wives Club 00:05 Stand up and hit me Elise Chris is in - The First Wives Club 00:25 Elise Chris is in Any more collagen your lips will look like they were stuck in a pool drain - The First Wives Club 00:07 Any more collagen your lips will look like they were stuck... She looks wonderful Has she had any work done - The First Wives Club 00:07 She looks wonderful Has she had any work done I am so sorry about both of your marriages - The First Wives Club 00:25 I am so sorry about both of your marriages There's not one line on your face Really What do you call that - The First Wives Club 00:04 There's not one line on your face Really What do you... You're married with a daughter You're happy Who needs self esteem - The First Wives Club 00:06 You're married with a daughter You're happy Who... You knew nothing when I met you - The First Wives Club 00:17 You knew nothing when I met you Spill Those lips what's in 'em - The First Wives Club 00:05 Spill Those lips what's in 'em It's a boy I'm a lesbian mom - The First Wives Club 00:09 It's a boy I'm a lesbian mom We wanted to have a little - The First Wives Club 00:08 We wanted to have a little I'm in I'm really in - The First Wives Club 00:06 I'm in I'm really in The bulimia has paid off Don't start - The First Wives Club 00:05 The bulimia has paid off Don't start How drunk do you think Cynthia was - The First Wives Club 00:07 How drunk do you think Cynthia was Why don't you try these on in your size - The First Wives Club 00:06 Why don't you try these on in your size

Cast

Elise Elliot Atchison - Goldie Hawn
Brenda Morelli Cushman - Bette Midler
Annie MacDuggan Paradis - Diane Keaton
Gunilla Garson Goldberg - Maggie Smith
Shelly Stewart - Sarah Jessica Parker
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