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Didja hear that Jimmy Nickles got picked up yesterday
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Didja hear that Jimmy Nickles got picked up yesterday? Oh, yeah? Yeah. He got caught...

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Disabled Veteran: Didja hear that Jimmy Nickles got picked up yesterday? Jack Lucas: Oh, yeah? Disabled Veteran: Yeah. He got caught pissin' on a bookstore. Man is a *pig*. No excuse for that. [lady drops coins in his cup] Disabled Veteran: Thank you, baby. It's social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores. [man throws coins on the ground near his feet, which Disabled Veteran cannot reach] Jack Lucas: Asshole. He didn't even look at you. Disabled Veteran: He's payin' so he don't have to look. See... guy goes to work every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. Gets his nuts so tight in a vice that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. Then one day, 'bout quitting time, Boss calls him into the office and says, "Hey Bob, whyncha come on in here and kiss my ass for me, will you?" Well, he says, "Hell with it. I don't care what happens, I just want to see the expression on his face as I jab this pair of scissors into his arm." [sighs] Disabled Veteran: Then he thinks of me. He says, "Waitaminit. I got both my arms, I got both my legs. At least I'm not begging for a living. Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. See, I'm what you call kind of a "moral traffic light", really. I'm like sayin', "Red! Go no further! Boooo-ee boooo-ee boooo-ee..."


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Parry. Parry. Did you hear Jimmy Nickels got picked up yesterday? Oh, yeah? MAN: Yeah. He got caught pissing on a bookstore. Man's a pig. No excuse for that. Thank you, babe. We're heading for social anarchy when people piss on bookstores. Asshole. Didn't even look at you. Well, he's paying so he don't have to look. See, guy goes to work every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. Gets his nuts so tight in a vice, he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. Then one day, about quitting time, boss calls him in the office and says, "Hey, Bob, why don't you come in here and kiss my ass for me?" Well, he says, "Hell with it." I don't care what happens. I just want to see the expression on his face "as I jam this pair of scissors into his arm." Then he thinks of me. He says, "Wait a minute." I got both my arms. I got both my legs. "At least I'm not begging for a living." Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. See, I'm what you call kind of a moral traffic light, really. I'm like saying, "Red. Go no further. Boop! Boop, boop, boop..."

Clip duration: 179 seconds
Views: 231
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Two troubled men face their terrible destinies and events of their past as they join together on a mission to find the Holy Grail and thus to save themselves.


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