I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens comes...

Anne Napolitano: I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens comes from man. No, I think man was made in the Devil's image. And women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting! Believe me, I've slept with some saints in my day, I know what I'm talking about. So the whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married. God forbid.

But I don't believe that God made men in his image. Most of the shit that happens is because of men. No, I think man was made in the devil's image and women were created out of God. After all, women have babies, which is kind of like creating. And it accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men. Let's face it, the devil is a hell of a lot more interesting. I've slept with some saints in my day, and I know what I'm talking about. Boring. So the whole point of life, I think, is for men and women to get married, so that God and the devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married or anything. God forbid. You have a little thing right here. What, a pimple? This stuff is supposed to blend with my skin. Like it works. No, I don't think I'm up for it tonight, honey. I just had a very traumatic experience. I'm getting sick. Ow, ow, ow. Ow. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ow. Careful, careful, careful now. Anne, I spent the night in a boiler room. I'm tired. I'm upset. I don't... I'm not in the mood, okay? Okay. Parry? Parry?