Hey! Edwin! Hey, c'mon now, I told you about these people,...
Hey! Edwin! Hey, c'mon now, I told you about these people, they only mate with their own kind, it's called yuppie inbreeding. That's why so many of them are retarded and wear the same clothes. They're not human, they don't feel love, they only negotiate *love moments*. They're evil, Edwin, they're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal, everything that America stands for, everything that you and I fight for! They must be stopped before it's too late! It's us or them!
I told you about these people.
They only mate with their own kind.
It's yuppie inbreeding.
That's why they're retarded
and wear the same clothes.
They don't feel love.
They only negotiate love moments.
They're evil, Edwin.
They're repulsed by imperfection,
horrified by the banal,
everything that America stands for.
Everything you and I fight for.
They must be stopped before
it's too late. It's us or them.
Well, it's been a thrill, as always.
Have a perfect day.
Everyone here at the
Jack Lucas Show says "bye."
This is Jack Lucas.
So long. Arrivederci.
I'll send you a thought today
as I lie in the back of my stretch limo
having sex with
the teenager of my choice.
And that thought will be,
"Thank God I'm me."
â™ª I've got the power â™ªâ™ª
Some of this is very funny.
Cheever secured the Donna Summer
song to play over the credits.
Ooh. I have chills.
You sure they want me?
I won't read it without an offer.
Of course. Not even a question.
When I talked to him, I could
smell how much they want you.
I could smell it over the phone.
Clip duration: 91 seconds
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: A former radio DJ, suicidally despondent because of a terrible mistake he made, finds redemption in helping a deranged homeless man who was an unwitting victim of that mistake.