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"The Five Year Engagement" quotes

The Five Year Engagement poster
Exactly one year after Tom meets Violet, he surprises her with a wedding ring. By all accounts, Tom and Violet are destined for their happily ever after. However, this engaged couple just keep getting tripped up on the long walk down the aisle.

Director: Nicholas Stoller
Writer: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $28,835,528
Released: 27 Apr 2012
Awards: N/A

15 Clips

It's supposed to be exciting - The Five Year Engagement 00:06 It's supposed to be exciting Where are you going - The Five Year Engagement 00:31 Where are you going What is your crossbow doing on the kitchen table - The Five Year Engagement 00:07 What is your crossbow doing on the kitchen table This is your wedding You only get a few of these - The Five Year Engagement 00:06 This is your wedding You only get a few of these I was not flirting okay ALEX Oh really - The Five Year Engagement 00:12 I was not flirting okay ALEX Oh really Listen I need to - The Five Year Engagement 01:10 Listen I need to Chef I'm trying to propose to my future wife just right now - The Five Year Engagement 00:20 Chef I'm trying to propose to my future wife just right now You're a white guy You make tacos like a Mexican - The Five Year Engagement 00:18 You're a white guy You make tacos like a Mexican Honestly MIMICKING ELMO Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot - The Five Year Engagement 01:17 Honestly MIMICKING ELMO Elmo thinks you should shit or get... I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick - The Five Year Engagement 00:08 I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick No He kissed me Tom - The Five Year Engagement 00:24 No He kissed me Tom Seeing you chop onions is depressing - The Five Year Engagement 00:09 Seeing you chop onions is depressing The first important thing to remember about marriage - The Five Year Engagement 00:10 The first important thing to remember about marriage I think I understand why I have communication issues - The Five Year Engagement 01:16 I think I understand why I have communication issues How could you do this to me - The Five Year Engagement 00:33 How could you do this to me

Cast

Tom Solomon - Jason Segel
Violet Barnes - Emily Blunt
Alex Eilhauer - Chris Pratt
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer - Alison Brie
Chef Sally - Lauren Weedman
All Cast