Hi! I missed you today. That's nice. Listen, I need to talk to you about something,...
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Audrey:
Hi! I missed you today.
Tom Solomon:
That's nice.
[pauses]
Tom Solomon:
Listen, I need to talk to you about something, Audrey.
Audrey:
What's behind those eyes, Tom?
Tom Solomon:
My ex-fiance has been on my mind a lot and I feel like that's something I need to explore.
Audrey:
Well, she's an old bitch! There, I just explored it for you. Done?
Tom Solomon:
It's hard to have this conversation with you.
Audrey:
You need to explore it, Tom? You were with her for five fucking years. That's a really long time. What else is there to learn about her?
[yells]
Tom Solomon:
I don't really know the answer to that but I just think I need to find out.
Audrey:
What are you thinking? You're so stupid. You're so stupid! You're gonna leave me? You're gonna leave this for saggy tits and a loose vagina? Really? Oh God!
Tom Solomon:
I'm sorry to do this to you.
Audrey:
Shut the fuck up! You know what? You should just go, Tom. Just go! Go! Go have fun with your old woman. Go fucking read at night together. You can go through menopause together and you can go get your little prostates checked. Check each other for lumps all the time and do those kinds of things together. Then go get some Crocs so your back doesn't hurt. And then you can go walk on the beach and fuck each other with your gross, wrinkly balls.
[pauses]
Audrey:
That's another thing. You're getting fucking fat! It's really hard to have sex with someone when you can't breathe underneath them. Can't breathe! Like I feel like I'm going to die every time!
[sighs]
Audrey:
You should leave. I'm gonna say mean things.
Tom Solomon:
Goodbye.
Transcript
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Hi I missed you today
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That's nice
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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Listen I need to
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SMACKS ups
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talk to you about something Audrey
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What's behind those eyes Tom
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My ex fianc e has been on my mind a lot
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and I feel like that's something I need to explore
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Well she's an old bitch There
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I just explored it for you Done
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SOFTLY It's hard to have this conversation with you
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You need to explore it Tom
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You were with her for five fucking years That's a really long time
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What else is there to learn about her
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GROWLS Oh God
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I don't really know the answer to that
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but I just think I need to find out
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What are you thinking You're so stupid
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You're so stupid You're going to leave me
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You're going to leave this
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For saggy tits and a loose vagina Really
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Oh God
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 160
Timestamp in movie: 01h 47m 23s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Exactly one year after Tom meets Violet, he surprises her with a wedding ring. By all accounts, Tom and Violet are destined for their happily ever after. However, this engaged couple just keep getting tripped up on the long walk down the aisle.
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